NASA Completes 52-Year Mission To Find, Kill God

[onager]

Over the years, officials told reporters, God had proved to be an elusive and formidable foe. In 1986, He destroyed the Challenger shuttle, killing all seven crew members, including Christa McAuliffe, a special operative who had been given orders to seduce and then strangle God with garrote wire.

The Lord subsequently blew up the Columbia Destroyer Shuttle on reentry in 2003, and several times sabotaged the Hubble Space Telescope, a large piece of surveillance equipment launched into orbit in 1990 to monitor His activities.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/nasa-completes-52year-mission-to-find-kill-god,19263/

[freshwest]

1. It seemed like a good idea at the time. I understand.

[Beartracks]

2. "the fact that He's omnipotent really worked against us" LOL n/t

[opihimoimoi]

3. Our Goddess we fish wrappers believe in ;;; Trumps your GOD of War , Fear, & Subjugation

SHE....adheres to Benevolency, Goodness, and , Contentment

[GKirk]

4. That was funny...

...but I have a hunch that might stir up a few people.