It must be a true miracle

[Speck Tater]

Just as Harry Potter is opening in theaters around the country, a woman comes home to this mysterious image on her window:



The image, made by a powdery substance on the owl's wings when it collided with the window, is a sure sign that God big is a Harry Potter fan.

Something like this should deserve every bit as much respect and awe as Jesus on a waffle or the Virgin Mary on a water-stained wall. Especially since it was not just at a random time, but divinely planned to coincide with the opening of Harry Potter. How much more proof do these skeptics need?

Read about it here: http://news.yahoo.com/photos/snapshots-week-of-june-3-1307133161-slideshow/

[Drale]

1. Does she put moonshine in her bird bath? Drunk Owls.

:rofl: At least once a month a bird fly's into out kitchen sliding glass door.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

2. I'd consider the possibility that

[rug]

3. How do you get all that from this caption?

"A woman returned from vacation to discover the imprint of an owl on her window. Resident Sally Arnold reports the bird was not found nearby so it was likely not harmed in the incident. The image was created due to "powder down" which is a protective substance on new feathers. (Photo: Sally Arnold)"

[Speck Tater]

5. Sure. Why not? The religious fanatics do it all the time.

Shouldn't we atheists get in on the fun now and then?

[rug]

6. I see. You just made it up.

[Speck Tater]

9. Uh, Ya. Isn't how religion works? Somebody makes stuff up and a bunch of people swallow it. nt

[dmallind]

11. As opposed to people who actually find Jesus' real face on their toast? nt

[RaleighNCDUer]

4. C'mon, that was no owl. Just look at the face.

It is clearly the fabled catbird, looking for its seat.

[obxhead]

7. Photoshop.

Look at the ghosting of whatever is in the lower right in the foreground. It's also seen in the background around the bird feeder.

Yet miraculously the bird print is crisp and defined.

[RC]

8. The ghosting is cause by the double pane glass.

The dusting is against the glass, so it is sharp, where the rest of the objects are not.

I've seen bird imprints like this. This is not a photoshop

[BillStein]

10. Holy jesus on toast!

[JayceR]

12. I remember reading an article about some guys sighting Jesus in a dog's asshole

Not making this up. Google it, sick bastards.