catbert836
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Mon Dec-27-04 12:22 PM
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My Jesus Coming Back Scenario |
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Once again, Jesus would get together some apostles, perform some miracles, heal the sick until He would come to the attention of the Bush Administration. The Administration would see Him as a threat to their power once he proclaimed Himself to be "King of the Christians" or whatever. They would try to capture Him and eventually suceed. At the trial, the Born-again Christians would ask to have Him crucified. Pilate (a moderate Republican judge maybe) would find no reason to have Him put to death and then would prepare to release Him. The the Talibornagains would come to his office and ask once again to have Him put to death. Pilate would ask them if they really wanted their king to be put to death. Pat and Jerry would say: "We have no King but W." After that, it would go exactly as in the Bible.
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TexasSissy
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Mon Dec-27-04 12:51 PM
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1. Now, is he really YOUR Jesus, hmmmmmmm????? |
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Be fair, now. He's not just yours.
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ktowntennesseedem
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Mon Dec-27-04 01:09 PM
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2. This much I am sure of: |
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Edited on Mon Dec-27-04 01:11 PM by ktowntennesseedem
No telling how such a scenario would play out, but we could safely assume, 1) that Jesus' return would largely go unnoticed for quite some time, and only a handful would recognize him for who he was. 2) that Jesus would have very few kind things to say about the current leadership in America (think Pharisees), and that he would finally be noticed in a big way, and 3) that the government would eventually arrest him, convict him of treason, and finally have him executed, all with the support and blessing of all of his "followers," prompting him to say once again, "Father forgive them, they STILL know not what they do!"
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catbert836
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Mon Dec-27-04 01:50 PM
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4. That's what I was thinking too |
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Times really haven't changed all that much, have they?
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ktowntennesseedem
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Mon Dec-27-04 03:36 PM
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6. Failure to learn from history dooms one to repeating it. |
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Seems we just keep flunking history.
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Mon Dec-27-04 01:21 PM
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3. Jesus *coming back* = bush getting *re-elected* |
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Edited on Mon Dec-27-04 01:22 PM by stopbush
How can the second event occur if the first never happened?
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RUDUing2
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Mon Dec-27-04 02:46 PM
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5. naw he would just disappear to Quantanamo and then |
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be shot while *trying to escape*...
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