It's b-a-a-a-c-k!!! (FSTDT Update)

[onager]

I posted this in a group. But the content is SO intellectually stimulating and entertaining, I wanted everyone to have the chance to enjoy it!

And there's MUCH more where this came from...

http://www.fstdt.com

"But Jesus Was A Liberal!!!": "Left wing christians are not 'christians' , they are Assholes who are blind when it comes to reading the bible and ignore scripture and promote the values of Lucifer/Satan"--Republican Legion, Free Conservatives

Giant Brain Brought To You By The Miracle Of Evolution: "I was surprised at the mass amounts of atheists on here. And you know what? I had no problem with it...until all of you just continually made fun of our faith and tried to prove us wrong with your giant egos and giant brains filled with knowledge that won't matter someday anyway."--April, Myspace

Thou Shalt Not Scoff!: "The thing is, our God is a just God, one that cannot allow sin. The people he destroyed in the flood were Murderers, Rapists, Scoffers, and many others..."--Chaos Sayajin, Naruto Forums

Spreading Xian Love Award: The author is responding to the news that Fundie anti-gay crusader Lonnie Latham got caught propositioning a male police officer. BTW, does Gawd hate capital letters?:

okay you know what. you guys really take it. you know what maybe if you knew the whole story you would understand.

and as a member of south tulsa baptist church. i have known him pretty much all of my life. and guess what he isn't gay. and he has been struggling with this all his life. so you guys can go suck a cock.

because this site is gay. and everyone else commenting on here is too. just go fuck yourselfs."--emma, Pharyngula

[tsuki]

1. okayyouknowwhat, youknowwhat,whatyouknow...

i guess you dont git them tulsa baptist church members upset. they can pepper their vocabulary pretty well. and you know what, the post does not make sense.

"guess what he isn't gay. and he has been struggling with this all his life. (ed-he's been struggling with the fact he's not gay?) so you guys can go suck a cock."

And yes gawd-hates-capitals. period and commas in strange places okay.

[Maggie_May]

2. Such Christian people.

[rfranklin]

3. I think he must have "ministered" to Emma...

That's how she knows about his sexual preferences.

[hwmnbn]

4. Excellent.....I've needed a place to showcase.....

this fundie I've been smacking down on another forum. Here's a sample of his rants:

The destruction of the regime of Saddam Hussein and the creation of an independent, democratic Iraq is one of the greatest humane endeavors that the US has ever undertaken.

If we do nothing, Islamic Fascist Terrorist Death Cults have free reign....and, God forbid, someday in the not too distant future, you will be sad that your daughter's head was cut off for the immoral way she dressed

Do you think my pet fundie has a chance to win? I hope so. :rofl:

[unschooler]

5. What fun! Where is your fundy-smacking forum? I can't wait to join!

:bounce:

[NMMNG]

6. You have to wonder how some of these people haven't gotten themselves

killed, they're so stupid!



"I have just been reading all the posts on this board and I am feeling a bit confused People keep getting miffed at GWB taking away our freedom and liberty. Since I have nothing to hide, I do not care if they listen to and record every communication I make. God is recording every conversation and every thought and we do not let that bother us. We do what we want anyway, regardless of the consequences.

Sometimes the only way to be free is to become a slave."

HarvestMan, Rapture Ready
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And the "Grasping at Straws" award goes to:

"<'But by saying God, a religious word, it does include religion. And if you want more proof the God part wasn't an essential part, just look in the constitution. It doesn't mention God. The declaration does, but not the actual constitution.'>

The Preamble: We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

Oh my gosh!!!! "Blessings" is a religious word!!!!!

Face it. America was founded on faith. Not a specific faith, but on faith none the less."

J-Rod, Jedi Council Forums
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"

Can abortion lead to homosexuality or infidelity?

Something to ponder. There's a lot of men who won't have a woman of their own. Something's gotta give."

White Horse, Christian Forums :wtf:
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And here's a real genius:

"

QUAKERS DON'T HAVE PHONES LIBTARDS
WAKEUP!"

photoshop_7, Yahoo! Message Board :rofl: