http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-creation11feb11,0,6286102,full.storyEvangelist Ken Ham smiled at the 2,300 elementary students packed into pews, their faces rapt. With dinosaur puppets and silly cartoons, he was training them to reject much of geology, paleontology and evolutionary biology as a sinister tangle of lies.
"Boys and girls," Ham said. If a teacher so much as mentions evolution, or the Big Bang, or an era when dinosaurs ruled the Earth, "you put your hand up and you say, 'Excuse me, were you there?' Can you remember that?"
The children roared their assent.
"Sometimes people will answer, 'No, but you weren't there either,' " Ham told them. "Then you say, 'No, I wasn't, but I know someone who was, and I have his book about the history of the world.' " He waved his Bible in the air.
"Who's the only one who's always been there?" Ham asked.
"God!" the boys and girls shouted.
"Who's the only one who knows everything?"
"God!"
"So who should you always trust, God or the scientists?"
The children answered with a thundering: "God!"
How would you like be a 5th grade teacher trying to teach the curriculum, and be confronted by student activists trained in church to confront evolution with simple questions like, "Excuse me, where you there?" How many elementary school teachers have enough background in biological science to combat these stupid, in-you-face questions?
Over the last two decades, this type of "creation evangelism" has become a booming industry. Several hundred independent speakers promote biblical creation at churches, colleges, private schools, Rotary clubs. They lead tours to the Grand Canyon or the local museum to study the world through a creationist lens.
They churn out stacks of home-schooling material. A geology text devotes a chapter to Noah's flood; an astronomy book quotes Genesis on the origins of the universe; a science unit for second-graders features daily "evolution stumpers" that teach children to argue against the theory that is a cornerstone of modern science.
If this gains enough momentum, teachers will just avoid teaching kids science rather than spend whole class periods arguing apples to a bunch of kudzo who aren't interested in the truth, but in scoring points.
Ham's daily 90-second broadcasts — on themes such as life in the Garden of Eden — are heard on more than 1,000 radio stations worldwide. He's building a $25 million Creation Museum near the Cincinnati international airport...
...As the session ended, Nicole Ableson, 34, rounded up her four young children. "This shows your kids that there are other people who are out there who believe what you believe, and who have done the research," she said. "So they don't think 'This is just my parents believing in fairy tales.' "
Emily Maynard, 12, was also delighted with Ham's presentation. Home-schooled and voraciously curious, she had recently read an encyclopedia for fun — and caught herself almost believing the entry on evolution. "They were explaining about apes standing up, evolving to man, and I could kind of see that's how it could happen," she said.
Ham convinced her otherwise. As her mother beamed, Emily repeated Ham's mantra: "The Bible is the history book of the universe."
Already polls show that about half of the American public believe in creationism. Understanding the science behind evolution requires a knowledge of science and the scientific method. For a population like ours that likes our news in quick sound bites and prefers simple solutions to complex problems, I can believe the simplicity of creationism to grow to the point where we can fully expect to see some major, acrimonious fights all over the country, even in upper income suburbs.
I firmly believe the American people will soon turn on the Bush Administration that is trying to make our country a fascist nation and embrace democracy and a balance of power again. I don't have the same confidence that Americans will be able to resist the religious zealots who want to push our country back into the dark ages where "the church" makes all the decisions for us.