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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 08:30 PM Original message |
Suppose that I claim to be God |
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Vincardog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 08:32 PM Response to Original message |
1. Because I am GOD |
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BleedingHeartPatriot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 08:41 PM Response to Reply #1 |
10. Vincardog, I got to meet you in Crawford. You are definitely God. |
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Goblinmonger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 08:32 PM Response to Original message |
2. Hey, WIMR, where are you? |
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WritingIsMyReligion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-03-06 07:48 AM Response to Reply #2 |
44. Here I am! |
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catbert836 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-04-06 04:53 PM Response to Reply #2 |
59. Don't leave me out! |
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Peanutcat (492 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 08:32 PM Response to Original message |
3. You can't be God |
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joemurphy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 08:33 PM Response to Original message |
4. God wouldn't be dumb enough to be posting theological |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 08:37 PM Response to Reply #4 |
6. Perhaps I'll smite you for blasphemy |
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joemurphy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 09:12 PM Response to Reply #6 |
23. One of the lesser angels -- are you a Throne or a member of |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-03-06 08:41 AM Response to Reply #23 |
48. I've been throne out of a lot of places |
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Proud_Democratt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 08:34 PM Response to Original message |
5. I would not believe you, nor do I believe in any god. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 08:40 PM Response to Reply #5 |
9. I can see, with my all-seeing omniscience... |
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Proud_Democratt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 08:47 PM Response to Reply #9 |
12. Here's my offer for a long night...... |
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TomInTib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 08:39 PM Response to Original message |
7. Wher do i sind my mony to? |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 08:43 PM Response to Reply #7 |
11. Keep your money |
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Proud_Democratt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 08:50 PM Response to Reply #7 |
13. Sumtymes i haf da saeme problum. |
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TomInTib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 08:52 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. Know shet |
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Proud_Democratt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 08:55 PM Response to Reply #14 |
16. Rilly!!! butt i gots spellechek.. |
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Selatius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 08:40 PM Response to Original message |
8. I'm Jesus Christ! |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 08:56 PM Response to Reply #8 |
17. There's nothing wrong with a little self-love now and then |
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bluesbassman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 08:55 PM Response to Original message |
15. What you believe is what matters. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 09:04 PM Response to Reply #15 |
21. Hey, welcome to DU, bluesbassman! |
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bluesbassman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 09:18 PM Response to Reply #21 |
26. Aw shucks, I thought you were serious. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 09:27 PM Response to Reply #26 |
29. Perhaps my facetiousness is meant to test your faith |
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bluesbassman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-03-06 12:30 AM Response to Reply #29 |
42. You're not also known as "the Sphinx" are you? |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-03-06 08:29 AM Response to Reply #42 |
47. I can indeed balance a tack hammer, if that's what you mean |
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bluesbassman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-04-06 12:21 AM Response to Reply #47 |
55. Okay, but can you do it while wearing watermelons on your feet? |
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William769 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 09:00 PM Response to Original message |
18. Oy Vey! |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 09:01 PM Response to Original message |
19. The Platypus. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 09:16 PM Response to Reply #19 |
25. You're waaaay off base |
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Ready4Change (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 09:29 PM Response to Reply #19 |
30. Hate to get serious... |
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WhollyHeretic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 09:41 PM Response to Reply #30 |
33. Ah, but what about the babel fish? |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 09:53 PM Response to Reply #30 |
34. I Think It Speaks Well For Evolution... |
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Ready4Change (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 10:11 PM Response to Reply #34 |
36. Oh, the seriousness is a passing phase for me. |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 10:14 PM Response to Reply #36 |
37. Something Like This Would Convince Me |
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Ready4Change (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 10:21 PM Response to Reply #37 |
38. I once saw a giant floating tennis shoe? |
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catbert836 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-04-06 04:59 PM Response to Reply #37 |
60. God has syphilis! |
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nemo137 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 12:01 AM Response to Reply #36 |
61. Post of the week. Easily. |
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IntravenousDemilo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 09:02 PM Response to Original message |
20. OK, sure, why not? It's as valid an argument as I've heard for a god. n/m |
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Igel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 09:09 PM Response to Original message |
22. First you have to prove that you exist as more than |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 09:23 PM Response to Reply #22 |
28. Your guinea pig didn't die |
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Igel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 10:43 PM Response to Reply #28 |
39. Worm food. |
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TechBear_Seattle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 09:16 PM Response to Original message |
24. Thou art God |
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Ready4Change (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 09:21 PM Response to Original message |
27. My Basis: Can't type with fingers made of Pasta. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 09:30 PM Response to Reply #27 |
31. Au contraire! |
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Ready4Change (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 10:05 PM Response to Reply #31 |
35. Hah! But God is infallible! |
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Bill McBlueState (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-04-06 09:23 AM Response to Reply #35 |
57. I think that's actually the doorman. |
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Ready4Change (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-07-06 06:25 PM Response to Reply #57 |
65. Dag, another fine theory, shot down in flames. |
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Silent3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 09:36 PM Response to Original message |
32. Is that called being... |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-03-06 08:43 AM Response to Reply #32 |
49. No--that's when you worship your car |
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Vincardog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 10:55 PM Response to Original message |
40. Thanks for the vote BleedingHeartPatriot Take that Orrex you infidel |
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OneBlueSky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-03-06 12:10 AM Response to Original message |
41. well, there would have to be a small test first . . . |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-03-06 08:29 AM Response to Reply #41 |
46. If I told you that, it would violate your free will |
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OneBlueSky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-04-06 01:27 AM Response to Reply #46 |
56. no you wouldn't .. . . I'd still be free to . . . |
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NMMNG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-03-06 02:01 AM Response to Original message |
43. I work in mental health |
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Maat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-03-06 05:51 PM Response to Reply #43 |
53. I worked in mental health/social-services for years. |
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TallahasseeGrannie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-03-06 07:52 AM Response to Original message |
45. If you can tell me the lottery numbers for |
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rd_kent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-03-06 09:33 AM Response to Original message |
50. Its easy! |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-03-06 11:15 AM Response to Reply #50 |
51. Nice try |
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rd_kent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-03-06 05:30 PM Response to Reply #51 |
52. HAHAHA! |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-03-06 11:32 PM Response to Original message |
54. I will shoot you in the head. If you rise I will believe you. |
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Inland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-04-06 04:45 PM Response to Original message |
58. God on DU is like Jesus appearing on a tortilla. |
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Zebedeo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 12:39 PM Response to Original message |
62. Live a sinless life as a man. |
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Goblinmonger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 12:59 PM Response to Reply #62 |
63. He didn't say he was Jesus |
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ayeshahaqqiqa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-07-06 03:57 PM Response to Original message |
64. Yes |
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greyl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-08-06 02:15 AM Response to Reply #64 |
66. You have god on "ignore", then. :) |
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greyl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-08-06 02:18 AM Response to Original message |
67. First, I'd ask if you cared if I believed you were god. |
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Brentos (230 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-08-06 03:12 PM Response to Original message |
68. Hmmm...I'll bite! |
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lvx35 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-09-06 05:25 AM Response to Original message |
69. I would ask if you were the TOTALITY of god. |
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manic expression (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-09-06 02:52 PM Response to Original message |
70. I would agree with you |
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