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moobu2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-03-06 10:33 AM
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'Jesus Loves Porn Stars'
This is kind odf funny..

"After another Bible publisher backed out, NavPress had agreed to publish a New Testament paraphrase on behalf of XXXchurch.com, an anti-porn ministry.

The books, whose covers will read "Jesus Loves Porn Stars," will be distributed at porn-industry conventions later this year.

Kent Wilson, the executive publisher at NavPress, said that when XXXchurch.com told him what they wanted on the cover, "Our minds flashed back to the words of Jesus himself, and we quickly realized that Jesus probably would have loved that phrase."

Fireproof Ministries runs the XXXchurch web site, and is devoted to healing the nation's addiction to porn."

http://www.sploid.com/news/2006/05/jesus_loves_por.php

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SidDithers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-03-06 10:39 AM
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1. JC's Girls is another one...
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-03-06 10:52 AM
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2. mary Madeline was not a whore, word means a woman from a city
the word used to call marry a whore and defame her work ministering to village women and her role as an actual disciple of Christ actually means...

one from the city.. someone who was educated and had knowledge of the world outside tribal village life. something that tribal cultures fear most.. once one gets a view of a greater interactive interconnected world they can never go back.. and can never really live in a tribal world again.

i dont believe that a man would be allowed to talk to women in those days, the women would be seperated in their group behind or off the side of the men during teachings.. mary would have had access to that group.. to teach. that threatens all the Tribal Churches that today and all thru history did not allow women to be pastors or preists
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-03-06 11:00 AM
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3. Here men can pay $195 to learn how to stop masturbating
"30 days to purity"

Programs for married & single men

http://store.pureonline.com/ProductInfo.aspx?productid=WRK0001

(How good can it be for only $195?)

:rofl:

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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-03-06 11:22 AM
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4. That's $97.50 to cut off each hand. What a deal!
Small price to pay for "purity."
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-03-06 11:27 AM
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5. ROFL you notice they don't show the men's hands?
But they sure do look satisfied. No more spanky for them.
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