banana republican
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Sat Sep-09-06 10:10 PM
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Edited on Sat Sep-09-06 10:11 PM by banana republican
http://www.ship-of-fools.com/curses/index.htmlListen, thou wolf in sheep's clothing, for you will be whipped with a thousand scorpions!
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Jackpine Radical
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Sat Sep-09-06 10:15 PM
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1. Hear this, O ye love-crazed Gittite, |
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for you will beget difficult teenagers!
HeeHeeHee!
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Viva_La_Revolution
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Sat Sep-09-06 10:16 PM
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2. Woe unto thee, thou sulphurous nonentity, |
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Edited on Sat Sep-09-06 10:17 PM by Viva_La_Revolution
for you will have more mother-in-laws than King Solomon!
hee hee. excellent find. :)
edit: LOVE this one!
I pray thou shalt be kicked by an incontinent camel, O thou Mesopotomian harlot!
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lizerdbits
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Sat Sep-09-06 10:20 PM
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3. Found one for a co worker! |
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May you be swallowed by a whale with excessively bad breath, O thou lying Girgashite!
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Mon Sep-11-06 11:36 AM
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4. And to think, it's on a Christian website! |
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:evilgrin:
(Because they don't have a "VERY Evil Grin" emoticon.)
--p!
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