Romo dumps Jessica

[Baclava]

"A source close to Simpson confirms they broke up the night before her 29th birthday July 10. She was supposed to celebrate with a Ken and Barbie-themed party. (On Simpson's birthday, Romo spent the night at Los Angeles hot spot My House.)"

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/jessica-simpson-dumped-by-tony-romo/25140?nc


bummer dude - now you got nothing

[Auggie]

1. Three prominent San Franciscans were having lunch several years ago...

(then) Mayor Willie Brown, clothing retailer Wilkes Bashford, and the late, great San Francisco newspaper columnist Herb Caen.

They were dining in their customary window seat of the french bistro Le Central, on Bush street, when a breathtakingly beautiful woman walked by.

"Hey Herb'" asked Willie Brown, "what do you think of that one?"

"Oh, she's a knockout alright," said Caen. "But just remember, she's someone else's pain in the ass."

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When I see a woman like Jessica Simpson I remind myself of that.

[Baclava]

2. No T.O and now no more Jessica - no more alibis

Ponder that, Cowboys fans

[Yavin4]

7. That's Right. Romo Now Owns His Suckage.

No more blaming anyone else.

[El Supremo]

3. She ain't a knockout no more.

But neither am I.

[MrSlayer]

4. She needs to get back in shape.

She should rebound with T.O. after doing so. That would be funny.

[Baclava]

5. Ha ha!

...and I say that sincerely.

[Capt. America]

6. Men are only as faithful as their options.