Memo To Tim Lincecum. Grunge Went Out In the 90s. Update Your Look

[Yavin4]

Lincecum is on the right.


Wearing a knit cap in St. Louis in the middle of July is a fashion no no. You're not a Starbucks barrista. You're a big leaguer. Dress like one.

[madinmaryland]

1. I thought the guy on the right was Upton.

:shrug:

[LisaM]

2. Well he DID go to college in Seattle

Where I have seriously seen people wear flannel shirts to the symphony.

[Auggie]

3. Maybe he's trying to bring it back

[LisaM]

4. Have you been to Seattle?

Some people seemed to think it never left.

This is not a very dressy city.

[Auggie]

6. Yes,

but I guess I really didn't notice.

[Yavin4]

7. Some Geographical Locations Don't Want To Let Go of Eras

There are plenty of big hair women walking around NJ.

[inthebrain]

5. Not like the dick on the left is knowledgeable on what to wear either

he wears his cell on his belt.

UGLY!!!!!

[Forkboy]

8. What, has he been hanging out with Bill and Ted?

He looks like Wiley Wiggins.

[inthebrain]

9. I ws just looking for that Dazed and Confused character

LOL

[Onceuponalife]

40. Stop stealing my jokes

:P

[JonLP24]

10. He looks good to me

Who made you fashion police?

[Yavin4]

11. I Was Deputized by Mr. Blackwell

Here's my badge:

[Upton]

12. Tim looks all right to me

kind of guy you'd want to hang and kick back with..

[madinmaryland]

13. Is that you, Tim?

[Yavin4]

14. He's Wearing A Knit Cap in July in St. Louis

Come on. It's 85 degrees in St. Louis.

[JonLP24]

16. It's 109 right now over here

I'd be cold in St. Louis right now.

[Forkboy]

19. That's what they said about George Bush.

[bullwinkle428]

15. I liked him better when he played Jimbo Jones on "The Simpsons"

[Forkboy]

21. LOL...the likeness is uncanny.

:rofl:

[cboy4]

17. Listen to all of the conservatives criticize his obviously progressive

appearance.

Sorry we don't conform to the GOP dress code here on the West Coast.

If anyone here was being honest, you'd be able to admit that Lincecum is the dude who looks like he belongs on our side, compared to prick assholes like:

[madinmaryland]

18. So you post a picture of an oddball from the Liberal EAST Coast and

try and represent the EAST coast as FReeperland?

:wtf:

Once again you have taken yourself to level of stupidity rarely seen on DU.

[Forkboy]

20. He has a West Coast bias. The East Coast bias stuff is projecting.

Inferiority complexes do that to people I've heard. :)

[madinmaryland]

22. Well they do say those that scream the loudest are trying to cover up

for the lack of something else. Kind of like Hummer drivers.

[Forkboy]

24. LOL

[cboy4]

23. For the Lincecum haters, he's criticized for not dressing up enough and

having the nerve to not wear a shirt in the summer.

At look at those shorts!11 Why isn't he wearing slacks.

Oh the humanity. :eyes:

[Forkboy]

25. Keep it in your pants.

[cboy4]

26. Whatever

And here he is fishing.

What a disgrace he wasn't in a tuxedo.

[Forkboy]

28. Are you posting these just for the halibut?

[cboy4]

29. I'm posting them to illustrate the ridiculous premise of the OP.

Lincecum dresses his age and there's nothing wrong with it .. except for the people with the East Coast/anti Giants bias.

[Forkboy]

32. You're a better straight man than Bud Abbott.

[Yavin4]

34. Yes, The Age of 90s Grunge

Not the modern age. Also, did I ever say that he had to dress up in a suit and tie? No. I said update your look.

[madinmaryland]

27. I guess he has that poster up on his bedroom wall, next to his Baroid poster.

:shrug:

[Upton]

30. Notice all those denigrating Tim's appearance

live on the East Coast..

[madinmaryland]

31. We're not denigrating his appearance, we are mocking your two's assinine stupidity!

BTW, I'm surprised you two idiots are trying to imply that us east coasters are FReepers. Hey, we were not the state that recalled our governor to install a repuke.

You two doth protestest too much. Apparently you two are jealous of the east coast.

[Forkboy]

35. They're not even equal where they live, when they could be here.

That's them Massachusetts Freepers for ya, going out and giving gay people their rights and stuff. :rofl:

[madinmaryland]

36. +1

:rofl:

[Forkboy]

33. Yes, you're always full of praise for those on the East Coast teams.

:rofl:

What an idiot.

:rofl:

[bluedigger]

37. He needs to grow up.

He's the starting pitcher in the all star game, not appearing for a voice-over on Southpark. Tho other pics posted of him are fine, everything appropriate to time and place. Grunge was an anti-fashion statement, to argue that appearing at a public event, which is basically being held in your honor, and thumb your nose at public standards of decorum, juust argues for the lowest common denominator, and no standards, whatsoever. 1-0 AL.

[JonLP24]

39. Oh my god he is better dressed then the guy on the right

People are taking this way too seriously, especially for a nicely dressed man. It's not like he is wearing an 80's Michael Jackson leather jacket with a glittery glove.

[bluedigger]

42. Um...

According to the OP, he is the guy on the right.:rofl:

Thanks for playing!:hi:

[JonLP24]

45. That is what I meant

Sometimes I over think these things.

[FLAprogressive]

38. Lincecum is cute. I like him.

[madinmaryland]

44. cboy4 and upton already have dibs on him.

[Capt. America]

41. He looks like he should be tested for a inhaled "performance enhancing" drug.

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

43. Memo to Yavin 4

*and I'm just teasing* Lincecum responds " I already have more money that I know what to do with, why should I care about that?' :)

[Yavin4]

46. It Just Irks Me When I See Adults

Dress like kids.

[cboy4]

47. Oh boy

Yavin4:

"All this progress -- phooey! In my day, we didn't have these cash machines that would give you money when you needed it. There was only one bank in each state -- it was open only one hour a year. And you'd get in line, seventeen miles long, and the line became an angry mob of people -- fornicators and thieves, mutant children and circus freaks -- and you waited for years and by the time you got to the teller, you were senile and arthritic and you couldn't remember your own name. You were born, got in line, and ya died! And that's the way it was and we liked it!

[Yavin4]

48. Damn Straight

Now, get off my lawn!