ROMAN POLANSKI!!!!!!

[joeybee12]

I figured, we at the Sports Forum are missing out on all the fun! :evilgrin:

[Forkboy]

1. The Sports Forum never misses out on the fun.

We ARE the fun. :D

[joeybee12]

2. So, do you want to slap the Boston Red Sox today?

I do.

[Forkboy]

5. I like Francona overall, but...

..he drives me nuts with his resting players (and never bunting with a man on 2nd and no outs). Backing into the playoffs is rarely a helpful thing. I don't care how much talent you have, it's really hard to just flip a switch and have that intensity again. By the time they get it they might be down 2 games to none.

[joeybee12]

10. Yeah, they just seem to think they play their game and that's that...

...they need to be able to raise the game and really focus, and he doesn't seem to have that in him. Well, he's got two WS titles to my none!

[madinmaryland]

3. Didn't he play for the Rams???

Roman Gabriel???

[joeybee12]

4. Good one! I was trying to think of his name!

Amazing that he lives in Europe now...wonder why Mr. Gabriel went there?

[Forkboy]

6. I thought Roman Gabriel was the guy who sang "Sledgehammer".

:hide:

[Condem]

7. No, Fork.

That was Peter Lemongello.

[Forkboy]

9. Oh yeah!

:rofl:

[Condem]

12. Very sad news, Fork. Lemongello's wife left him....

...for Yanni.

[Forkboy]

14. Hey, have you ever seen the way Yanni tickles them ivories?

Who could blame her?

[Condem]

17. I read where it was the Fabio-like mane that did it.

Just surreal.

[joeybee12]

11. There were no words to the theme song for the 1980's tv series Sledge Hammer!

Silly rabbit.

[Forkboy]

15. It was the same dude who shocked his monkey.

[madinmaryland]

22. Didn't Peter Gabriel play for the Red Sox. Wasn't he the guy in this picture...

:evilgrin:

[joeybee12]

28. 17!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n/t

[Jack Rabbit]

8. No, he was a relief pitcher in the American League

That was a long time ago, when baseball was played in the American League.

[H2O Man]

13. NY Yankees!!!!!

[Forkboy]

16. Suck!!!!

You left out a word.

:hide:

[H2O Man]

18. Harsh.

I think that you may have been talking to my cousin. He called me yesterday, and we were discussing sports. Mainly boxing, of course. I told him that we were happy that the Yankees are going to win the World Series this year. He said harsh things, too. I explained to him that, deep down, he is a Yankees' fan. He said mean things. I suggested that he seek professional help with the deep, psychological issues that are ruining his life as a Yankees fan. He hung up on me. I patiently await his calling back, to express his sorrow.

[joeybee12]

19. And someone needs help with delusions of grandeur...

...deep down, in the good part of a man's soul, he hates the Yankees, as God requires.

[H2O Man]

20. Oh, dear!

God loves the Yankees! There are photos of Him in the Bible, wearing a Yankees' jersey. Really.

[joeybee12]

21. What are you smoking today?

:smoke:

[Condem]

24. No stems or seeds that you don't need..

Acapulco Gold is sssssttttttt...ahhhhhhhhhhhh...bad ass weed.

[H2O Man]

26. A red sock.

I bought it in Boston, from a one-legged man who wore two shoes. Even he admitted that, deep down, he is a Yankee fan. Everyone is, really. Did I mention that?

[madinmaryland]

25. Heh! This is joeybee12's SUV going to a Red Sox game...

[H2O Man]

27. Joeybee 12 is one of

the few people who responds to my nonsense on the sports forum (anything but boxing!) in good humor. My normal brother often reminds me: "You know how much you like Ali? Well, there are a lot of serious sports fans who hate the Yankees just that much." My cousin is one of them. He was actually yelling at me yesterday, "Don't you get it? I LOVE when the Yankees lose!" But I have the sometimes lonely duty of a Second Base Adventist, serving as a Voice in the Outfield, teaching the one true baseball faith. And I'm convinced that Joeybee 12 really does have a Mickey Rivers T-Shirt.

[joeybee12]

29. Hah!

I repeat, Hah!

[H2O Man]

30. Okay,

maybe its an Al Downing T-shirt?

[Condem]

23. Laughed my ass off, H20.

I'm now assless.

[H2O Man]

31. This is serious.

Joeybee 12 needs to get in touch with his Inner Yankee Fan.

[joeybee12]

32. Inner Yankee Fan!!!!!!

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[H2O Man]

33. It's that still, small voice

that you hear when you are alone in a field late at night, watching ESPN play in the heavens, and the warm feeling you get when you recognize that the Yankees winning brings a happiness that money cannot buy.

[Forkboy]

35. Nice post, Dr. Phil.

:D

[madinmaryland]

36. Is that your Inner Yankee Speaking?

:hi:

[Forkboy]

37. Yeah, it's talking to your inner Red Sox fan.

:)

[madinmaryland]

38. So you really are a Pittsburgh Pirates Fan!

:D

[Forkboy]

39. Actually, I have nothing against them.

I was happy when they won that World Series decades ago. And it's hard to work up any hate for a team that never does anything.

:yoiks:

[madinmaryland]

40. Uhmmm. That was only because they had beaten the Skankees!

:hide:

[Forkboy]

41. Oh yeah!

That's always a plus! :)

[H2O Man]

42. I can see

that we'll need to gather the extended DU sports forum family for the Yankee Fan Intervention that you require.

[bigwillq]

34. ...is my hero!!!!!!!!!

:rofl: