Police: Woods at fault in crash, will get citation

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ORLANDO, Fla. — The Florida Highway Patrol says it will issue Tiger Woods a careless driving citation for a car crash outside his Orlando-area mansion last week.

Maj. Cindy Williams said Tuesday that will close the investigation and no criminal charges are being pursued. Woods faces a $164 fine.

According to a patrol accident report, Woods crashed his SUV into a fire hydrant and a tree at 2:25 a.m. Friday. The airbags did not deploy and Woods' wife told Windermere police she used a golf club to smash the back windows to help him out.

Woods withdrew Monday from his own golf tournament, citing injuries from the crash.

The crash came two days after The National Enquirer published a story alleging that Woods had been seeing a New York nightclub hostess. The woman denies having an affair with Woods.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/huff-wires/20091201/glf-tiger-woods/

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1. I find it amusing

The National Enquirer is suddenly a legitimate source when it comes to someone rich and/or famous having an affair, even though the story is right next to Bat Boy and his prediction that the world will end in 2015 instead of 2012.