You heard what happened when Eli Manning died and went to Heaven?

[madinmaryland]

God met him personally, and brought him to his house. "Not many people get a house up here," God told him. "You should feel special."

It was a cute little cottage with a white picket fence, and a New York Giants banner flying from a pole on the roof. Eli smiled, and said "Thank you, God."

But as they were walking away, Eli spotted another house. It was a mansion. 10,000 square feet if it was one. The fence was wrought iron, and each post was tipped with a Cowboys helmet. In each window hung a Cowboys banner, and the largest flag Eli had ever seen flew over the roof of the house--a blue and silver Cowboy's flag.

"Wait a minute," Eli said. "Just wait. Why does Tony Romo deserve a house that big?"

"Oh, that's not Tony Romo's house," said God. "That's my house."

:D

Now we know why there is a hole in the roof of Texas Stadium and Jerry Jones Memorial Stadium!

[joeybee12]

1. Phooey...I thoughtyou end up slamming Eli, instead this is a pro-satan thread!

:mad:

[a la izquierda]

2. i saw Jerry World

it's ugly as hell. looks like a gigantic alien took a shit in the middle of arlington...

[trumad]

3. Nuff said.

[Poiuyt]

4. You heard what happened when Peyton Manning died and went to Heaven?

Peyton Manning, Tony Romo and Brett Favre die and go to heaven

God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?"

Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans."

God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left.

Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, "What do you believe?"

Tony says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields."

God is greatly moved by Tony's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right.

Finally, God turns to Brett Favre: "And you, Brett, what do you believe?"

Brett replies, "I believe you're in my seat."

[joeybee12]

5. Woo-hoo!

It's funny because it's true!!!!