**BREAKING** "Jerry Jones announces sale of Cowboys to George W. Bush"

[El Supremo]

-Dallas-

Jerry Jones, in a surprise announcement today said that he was selling his interest in the Dallas Cowboys to former President George W. Bush. Bush will be getting a loan from the Carlyle Group, where his father is a director, to finance the purchase.

Jones said, "Cowboys fans will have nothing to worry about because if President Bush runs the Cowboys like he ran the country, they'll win the Super Bowl next year."

Asked why he is selling the team Jones stated, "Because of the generosity of the people of Arlington, the team is worth considerably more than what I invested in it and it is time to cash out."

[El Supremo]

1. And in another announcement...

New owner George W. Bush had Tom Landry's statue removed from Cowboys Stadium. He intends to replace it with a statue of himself kissing Jerry Jones butt.

[Upton]

4. I think it would be much more appropriate..

if the statue was of Jerry Jones kissing Bush's butt.

[El Supremo]

6. I thought of that...

but * is the better ass kisser.

Maybe they could make a statue with them kissing each others butt. I don't think that's even in the Kama Sutra.

[joeybee12]

2. Bush and Jones...it don't get any more EVIL than that!!! n/t

[madinmaryland]

3. Epic Fail! nt

[El Supremo]

5. So on reading the lounge comments you decided not to call me a douche?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9315946

[madinmaryland]

7. Well, apparently the word "douche" is not acceptable here...

Douche!

:hi: