underpants
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Tue May-31-05 07:59 AM
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Tennessee Vols fan application |
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Name ___________________________ CB Handle _______________________
Neck Shade: _____ Light Red _____ Medium Red _____ Dark Red
Number of Teeth in exposed full grin: (Neither can exceed 3) Upper _____ Lower _____
Mobile Home Color: _____ Two-Tone, Brown and White _____ Two-Tone, Pink and White _____ Faded Orange
Model of Pickup Truck:____________________ Size of Tires: ______________________ Length of Right Leg: ________________ Length of Left Leg ________________
Note: To be accepted, you must be honest, and you must be able to check at least 20 items from the questions below. Note that good Volunteer fans can sometimes check many answers for some of the questions.
I am in love with: ___ My Right Hand ___ My Left Hand ___ Both Hands My favorite music is: ___ Country ___ Western ___ Anything played on an accordion My favorite meal is: ___ Sow Belly and Moonshine ___ Venison Sausage & Moonshine ___ tv dinner & Moonshine ___ Pickled Pigs' Feet ___ 7 Courses: Swine and Six-Pack ___ $5.99 Fish Fry Preferred Weapon: ___ 12 Guage ___ Tire Iron ___ Forehead ___ Chain Saw ___ your Gums Primary Auto: ___ '67 Ford Galaxy ___ '67 Ford Galaxy with Transmission ___ '67 Ford Galaxy with '73 Chevy Impala Transmission ___ '67 Ford Galaxy with '73 Chevy Impala Transmission and '71 Buick Wagon Engine I usually greet people by saying: ___ Howdy ___ Dem Volunteers is playing like a bunch of Old Women ___ Dey should take da whole bunch a dem Nashville liberals and just linem up and shootem I can count to: ___ 10 ___ 20, if I take off my boots ___ 21, if I get neked I am: ___ ___ Just willing to learn Favorite Reading: ___ Fishing Facts ___ Beer Bottle Labels ___ Guns and Ammo ___ Today's Mercenary ___ Chewing Tobacco Digest Things in my front yard: ___ Various Kitchen Appliances ___ Car on Blocks ___ Transmissions ___ Deer hanging from tree limb (in-season) ___ Deer hanging from tree limb (out of season) My favorite female in the world is: ___ My Sister ___ My Mother ___ Both, because my sister is my mother I mostly wear: ___ Polyester pants with snags ___ Polyester pants with holes ___ Volunteer Belt Buckle The most memorable event I ever attended: ___ Wild Boar call competition ___ Omega Outboard Motor Repair Finals ___ Franklin Bowl hair cut Championships ___ Carp Queen Beauty Contest ___ Spread Eagle International ____proctologists Convention My favorite entertainment is: ___ Deer hunting while drinking ___ Watching Green Acres reruns while drinking ___ riding a donkey while drinking Pick one: ___ Someone is helping me read this ___ Someone is reading this for me
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trotsky
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Tue May-31-05 08:05 AM
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1. You ever see that site... |
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where someone took a picture of a dejected Vol fan couple and photoshopped them into a number of different backgrounds? If not, sorry I don't have the link but it was damn funny. I think the guy who did it was a Gator fan.
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Tue May-31-05 08:11 AM
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2. Actually, I think it was a dawg fan(Georgia)... |
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Either way. It was really funny...
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underpants
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Tue May-31-05 08:19 AM
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http://www.luluandjunior.com/Someday Phil (Fullmer)will be up there.
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Tue May-31-05 09:09 AM
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Awsi Dooger
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Wed Jun-01-05 05:32 AM
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7. What happened to the music on that site? |
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Underpants linked that site a couple of years ago and it busted me up. But they used to play the Rocky Top song as soon as the site loaded, a hysterical bonus.
Phil Fullmer is within a few buffets of them, based on the last time I saw him.
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Wed Jun-01-05 11:15 AM
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8. It was playing for me when I clicked on it |
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I dunno check your speakers.
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Awsi Dooger
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Wed Jun-01-05 06:23 PM
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10. Huh, might be a Mac glitch involving Safari |
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I just got the sound to work on that site using Internet Explorer. But it's totally silent on two Macs using the Apple-based browser Safari. Never encountered that before. At least not knowingly. Maybe all these websites are trying to yak at me.
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Tue May-31-05 08:17 AM
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3. Q: Whats the first thing an SEC girl says after having sex? |
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A: Daddy, daddy get up of'n me, you is mashin ma cigarretes!
This applies to any SEC team except Vanderbilt, but it especially applies to Bama, UF, and UT.
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Wed Jun-01-05 02:11 PM
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9. Bubba and Junior at the flagpole |
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Two Volunteer fans, Bubba and Junior, were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A blonde lady walked by and asked what they were doing.
"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."
The lady took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took one measurement, and said, "Eighteen feet, six inches", and walked away.
Junior shook his head and laughed, "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde! We asked for the height and she gives us the length!"
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Wed Jun-01-05 02:16 AM
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6. Are you sure that isn't the Green Bay Packer fan application |
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