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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-10 07:53 PM
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Funniest. Sports Section. Ever.
Edited on Wed Oct-13-10 07:54 PM by rocktivity
That isn't trying to be funny.

I couldn't help it--the last sports section I'd read is the Wall Street Journal's, but the bus was late and it was lying on the bench next to me. Well, I had no idea it was so hilarious!

I start out reading a story about the Jets-Vikings football game, and I come across a reference to a "Mr. Sanchez." MISTER Sanchez? What is this, his wedding announcement? I keep reading, and I come across a Mr. Schottenhimer, a Mr. Greene, a Mr. Chamberlain, a Mr. Tomlinson, and a Mr. Favre. In the SPORTS SECTION! I felt like sticking my pinkies out!

:rofl:
rocktivity

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Auggie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-14-10 08:40 AM
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1. That IS funny
The Dallas Cowboys, Inc.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-14-10 12:22 PM
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4. Nice post, Mr. York!!
:D

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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-14-10 09:07 AM
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2. The New York Times used to do that also...
only sounded right when they were writing about tennis.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-14-10 11:36 AM
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3. So who won the big polo tournament?
What about the squash finals? :shrug:
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hughee99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-14-10 02:43 PM
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5. I'll have to check it out
I dropped a c-note on the regatta, and teased it with the over/under.
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