A most excellent rant on Favre from Deadspin

[Goblinmonger]

A teaser to get you started:

I know that Brett Favre has started four zillion straight games. We only hear about it going in and out of every fucking commercial break. I couldn't start that many games in a row (or even one) and remain intact, and I'm well aware of that fact. BUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT DOES GIMPY MCDEERSTAND MILK EVERY GODDAMN DRIP OUT OF THAT FUCKING RECORD.

No one has ever gotten more mileage out of his nagging injuries than this asshole. It all started last night when Favre got dragged down on a play and ran over to the sidelines hobbling on "the ankle." Al Michaels spoke repeatedly of "the ankle," because you, the viewer, should be on a fucking first-name basis with all of the Land Baron's injuries by now.

I was crying by the end I was laughing so hard.

http://m.deadspin.com/5672552/brett-favre-is-a-bitch

[joeybee12]

1. I like this...

"But he bent over backward and kissed his own asshole last night to tell you that Moss and Harvin were out of position on two of those picks..."

[TZ]

2. Except for the part about the author being a Vikings fan...

I would've sworn that YOU wrote this article....:rofl:

[joeybee12]

3. Gimpy McDeerstand!

I'm gonna use it!

[PVnRT]

4. TURBOSTUD DURRRRRRR