Umm...ok. Live stream of Ochocinco's soccer tryout is available. Yeah.

[MrCoffee]

http://www.sporting85.com/tryout.php

Yep. Right there on the internet. SKC's practice session.

[joeybee12]

1. Why are you trying to punish us?

Were we that bad?

[MrCoffee]

2. Hey, I report, you decide, all right?

Think of this as the psychic lotto-picking parrot at the end of a newscast full of homicides.

[HuckleB]

3. Ugh.

MLS needs to spread its games out through the week, so we don't have to put up with this type of NFL soap opera nonsense.

[Renew Deal]

4. That was actually pretty great.

He was very humble about his opportunity and very passionate about the game. I hope he has the talent to make it. Soccer will be good for his fitness, so Bengals fans should be pleased.

[KamaAina]

5. Heaven help us all if he should ever score a goal

he'd doubtless run around celebrating as though he had just won the World Cup for the U.S. :eyes:

[MrCoffee]

6. Funny you should mention that...he was asked about potential goal celebrations

“I don’t think I’ll be in position to score a goal, but if it gets to that point, I’d imitate Will Ferrell from Talladega Nights when he was on fire. I’d be running around with nothing on except my undies and cleats.”

http://www.daily-news-trends.com/sports-2/humble-chad-ochocinco-seems-to-be-taking-sporting-kansas-city-trial-seriously/