I'm Terrell Owens. Ask me anything.

[UrbScotty]

It's time we had an Ask Me Anything thread here.

[KitchenWitch]

1. Why are you such a narcissistic asshole?

[UrbScotty]

4. Ask my state's junior senator.

[I concur]

11. T.O. RESIDES in California...

...is Barbara Boxer an asshole to you?

[Arkana]

2. All right, why are you such an egotistical jackass?

[UrbScotty]

5. See post #4 (nt)

[Maat]

3. O.K.

T.O., why are such a narcisstic jerk, and why do we constantly have to be subjected to your self-centeredness?

[UrbScotty]

6. See posts #4 and #5 (nt)

[MrSlayer]

7. Hey T.O. does a can of soup really cost $5 million in your world?

I figure it must be so since 9 million for last year alone isn't enough to feed your family.

[UrbScotty]

14. No, more like $6-6.5 (nt)

[BulletproofLandshark]

8. What's it like being a cancer

on the Eagles, the city of Philadelphia, and the NFL itself?

[safi0]

9. Come on guys

TO isn't that bad. NFL GM's are the worst people in all of sports. There is no group of people who are bigger liars and bigger hypocrites than them. If they don't know how to honor a contract why should he.

[I concur]

10. Since you didn't like Garcia...

...and don't like Donovan, and since Vick is a RUNNING qb, WHO do you want to be tossing to you? And, is it permissable from time to time for someone else to get the ball?

[UrbScotty]

15. I'll be my own QB.

I'll do anything. I am God.

[KamaAina]

12. So how was Nicolette Sheridan?

Mmmm... I'd quit for her... oh wait, that's Nicorette :-)

[UrbScotty]

16. No comment (nt)

[akarnitz]

13. T.O., why are we in Iraq?

Couldn't help myself.:spank:

How can you not like Donovan? Look at the catalog:"Atlantis", "Sunshine Superman", "Mellow Yellow".......

[Robeson]

17. Can I be your agent?

[UrbScotty]

18. Are you Nicolette Sheridan?

:evilgrin:

[Robeson]

19. No, but I did sleep at a Holiday Inn!!....

...:D

[defiant1]

20. I'll bite....

My question is...

Who the fuck is Terrell Owens?

:sarcasm:

[UrbScotty]

21. Terrell Owens is God. (nt)

[tazkcmo]

22. Are you a virgin? nt

[UrbScotty]

25. No comment (nt)

[tazkcmo]

23. What's your sign?

And can you show me with just one finger?

[UrbScotty]

26. Yes - my middle finger says I'm cancerous. (nt)

[rockymountaindem]

24. How can you live with yourself?

[UrbScotty]

27. I don't live with myself - I live with Andy Reid

Don't tell our state's junior senator.