Your team sucks.

[democracyindanger]

[GOPisEvil]

1. So does yours, so we're even.

;)

[democracyindanger]

2. I've heard stories about your team.

And the player who did that thing.

Shameful.

[GOPisEvil]

3. What about your coach?

Who told that guy that stuff...

Disgusting.

[democracyindanger]

4. Yes, but

I'd rather have that than the thing with the person at the place.

And you call your team a team.

[GOPisEvil]

5. What about that joke of a stadium/arena your team plays in?

Talk about your dumps.

[democracyindanger]

7. If it wasn't for your team's

boosters and connections to rich people, you'd be playing in a field normally reserved for agriculture.

[GOPisEvil]

9. Actually, that's true.

I'm a graduate of Texas A&M.

But um...where were we? Oh yeah, your team's boosters launder drug money.

[democracyindanger]

10. No

my team's boosters enslave Pakistani children to make soccer balls.

Which is nothing compared to reports your team cooks and eats kittens that have been blessed by the Dalai Lama, then sews their pelts together to use as hoods at satanic rituals.

[GOPisEvil]

11. Shit! Who leaked those pictures?

:yoiks:

[LSdemocrat]

6. But your team has the past scandal.

Can't live that down.

[democracyindanger]

8. Like you're one to talk

what, with your mascot and that incident with the person.

[KitchenWitch]

12. My team does suck

And it pains me so.

:cry: