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> After living a long, full life, Peyton Manning dies. When he goes to heaven, > God shows him around.> > > They come to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the > window.> > > "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton." said God.> > > "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." > > > Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the > porch, he noticed another house just around the corner.> > > > It was a 3 story mansion with a black & gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flag > pole with an enormous Steelers flag, and in every window a Terrible Towel. > > > Peyton looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, > but I have a question. I was an all-pro quarterback, I hold many NFL > records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame." > > > God said, "So what's your point Peyton?"> > > "Well, why does Ben Rothlisberger get a better house than me?" > > > God chuckled, and said, "Peyton, that's not Ben's house, it's mine!!" >
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