You want outrage. This is worse than smoking, SUV's, and paid rescues.

[cobalt1999]

www.deadspin.com/sports/oregon-ducks/it-might-save-oregon-some-money-to-just-give-everyone-in-the-crowd-lsd-222399.php
It Might Save Oregon Some Money To Just Give Everyone In The Crowd LSD

In their ongoing quest to burn the retinas of anyone who watches them, the Oregon Ducks have unveiled the newest part of their continually changing look: helmets that change color depending on the angle from which they are seen. I'm glad no one's told them about Hypercolor t-shirts...


Someone has to stop them! For the sake of all college football fans...NO!

[notadmblnd]

1. a lime green football helmet?

you're darn right! This is an outrage!

[JackBeck]

2. Oh, please!

Won't someone, anyone, think of the children!

[Debi]

3. I LOVED the Hypercolor t-shirts! Maybe they'll do

Hypercolor uniforms???



(would definetly end disputed 'Holding' calls!)

[pdrichards114]

4. OMG! I can see the pundits arguing now.

Doesn't the UO football have enough fucking uniforms yet. Last count was like 16 patterns.

ACADEME, n.
An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught.
ACADEMY, n.
A modern school where football is taught.

[TheCowsCameHome]

5. Why would a duck need a helmet? And how would it's bill fit in there?

[Debi]

7. Uh, to take a bath...duh

:eyes:

[svpadgham]

6. I dunno'.

I kinda like it. Maybe they should do tie-dyed.

[Mojambo]

20. I'm with you. I dig it. n/t

[lectrobyte]

8. Go Chameleons!

[MrCoffee]

9. the end zone paint is bad enough...

why torture people further?

[central scrutinizer]

10. Duck here

As a Duck alum, this is a welcome distraction from how poorly they have played the last few games. And where's my LSD? I could have used it at the Arizona game.

[cobalt1999]

13. This could work for them.

Imagine the opposing QB dropping back to pass while the entire Oregon defense changes color to match his own team. Where to throw? Might bump up interceptions.

I just get the mental image of a bunch of stoned college students all simultaneously going "Oh man, look at the pretty colors...".

[Caoimhe]

15. hehe.. like a combo Football and Dance Drill Team.

[Double T]

11. Great fluorescent lime green transitioning to lemon colored helmet.........

specially like the contrasting black face guard. Only thing lacking are pinstripes.

[daveskilt]

12. whatever color their helmets are - They will be knocked off by BYU players on Thursday

Go Cougars!

[Generator]

14. Go BEAVS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just say no to Ducks.

[liberal N proud]

16. Is Oregon the team with blue astroturf?

[Captain Hilts]

18. No, that's Boisie with the blue turf. Kinda neat. nt

[nosmokes]

17. if they tried harder, they mighta been able to come up w/ uglier uniforms,

but i have serious doubts. and what self-respecting athlete wants to be seen in yellow? looks like a buncha fucking canaries getting murderised out on the gridiron even on a good day.

[underpants]

21. Someone needs some drugtesting at Nike

They have gone over the top outfitting Nike U

[democracyindanger]

19. The stench of jealousy is thick.

That's okay. I can live with it. We still have JStew for a couple years.

[LisaM]

22. The Nike designers - and I use the term loosely - have lost their minds

I wish they'd stop inflicting this ugliness on us. Have they no humanity?

I went to a game there a few years ago. The team looked terrible enough, but the band was enough to send you around the bend. Which was really too bad, because in contrast, their stadium is set in one of the most naturally beautiful settings you'd ever want to see. Stunningly beautiful - as long as you ignore the unis!

[Twillig]

25. er, the stadium is set in a landfill

But, boy those Ducks will defend to the death every aspect of duck football.

Ducks get a gift vs. OU? "Ooooh, but we got bad calls toooo!"

Everybody knows that their uniforms suck ass, but, cognitive dissonance being what it is, they defend the indefensible.

"Jealousy" they call it. :rofl:

You really can't blame the designers--well you can, because they suck--but blame Unka Phil for giving that crap the go-ahead.


Oh yeah, Go Beavs. :-)

30-28

[LisaM]

26. It may be in a landfill, but the view is gorgeous

I have a good friend who is a Beaver and I rooted for them against Oregon this year, but they need to get that big ad off their field.

[Trajan]

23. What more needs be said ?

GO Ducks ! ....

[LisaM]

24. Are those the Nike designers?

they have the same kind of taste - BAD!!!!!! LOLOL.

[GOPisEvil]

27. Apparently it renders the football team offensively impotent.

BYU is POUNDING the Ducks tonight. :hurts:

[mark414]

28. i'll just take the LSD, thank you