Hilarious rant rewrite by a Cub fan

[never cry wolf]

Everybody's seen this: it's the German kid who flips out and tears up his keyboard while shrieking incoherently. I don't think anybody ever knew what he said.

Until now, that is: some kind-hearted scholar has "translated" the video, and it turns out our German friend is merely following the Chicago Cubs' offseason moves.

http://withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=1796

[Counciltucky]

1. I hadn't seen that video at all up until now.

That said, the translation is hilarious!

"NOT THAT PIECE OF SHIT JASON MARQUIS!!!!!" :rofl:

[Indy_Dem_Defender]

2. O shoot

I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I watched that because I would of splat it all over the keyboard.