Pats Fans - Post your victory guarantees right here

[BOSSHOG]

Bring it on. Why be cocky and not put it in writing. Us poor Iggle fans are just looking forward to the game being over. I mean, no contest, RIGHT.

[WilliamPitt]

1. I guarantee

the game will be played.

[richmwill]

4. I feel very confident...

...that the pre-game show will last longer than the actual game.

[Bluebear]

2. Anything can happen.

May the best team win.

Signed
Pats fan

[paineinthearse]

3. I guarantee

Janet Jackson will NOT be invited to perform at half time.

[Botany]

5. I guarantee I will feel very old ......

..... when Paul McCartney does a Super Bowl half time. I wonder if they will
"release" a hundred or so teens who will run to the center of the field and break
into a spontaneous dance fest for those wild rock tunes. That shit is always fresh.

[NewYorkerfromMass]

6. The Eagles are going to win

I mean, clearly the Pats are just Patsies. Bill Belichick is an idiot. Worst coach ever. You'd think he'already won a Super Bowl or 2. What are the Pats THINKING? :crazy:

[Guaranteed]

7. I'm not a Pats fan...

and I personally guarantee you that they will win the Super Bowl.

I already made a Lounge thread if you need more writing of some kind.

[Ravenseye]

8. I guarantee...

..that Paul McCartney won't whip 'it' out and brandish 'it' to the television audience.

[Arkana]

9. I can guarantee

that Ashlee Simpson will NOT be performing at halftime.

[sniffa]

10. my prediction

i won't sLeep on phiLLy (they're good). i aLso wouLd be happy if the eagLes won - we have an affinity for phiLLy here; common sports heartache, new york inferiority compLexes, and rabid wrassLin fans.

but in the end, i think the pats wiLL win. i'd Like to see a good game though, and not another bLowout.