Quotes from the Clemens/McNamee hearing >>

[El Supremo]

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/mlb_experts;_ylt=AkVKtasu7HkchMb_vtQVNEIRvLYF

• “I was more concerned with attending a party.”

• “I know one thing. I wasn’t huddled up with anyone trying to do a drug deal.”

• “The former President of the United States found me in a deer blind in south Texas.”

• “I grew up in minor league baseball and there was a bond between the batboys and the trainers.”

• “Have you ever been diagnosed with Alzheimer’s or dementia?”

• “Have you ever been a vegetarian?”

• “Have you ever been a vegan?”

• “We had a rampant problem with cocaine and other drugs.”

• "You are a drug dealer ... yes you are."

• "Mr. Clemens bled through his designer pants."

• "Mr. Clemens, do you recall any bleeding through your pants in 2001?"

• "Those little band-aids for his butt, if it bled."

• "Mr. Clemens, according to your account, Mr. McNamee injected your wife in your bedroom without your knowledge."

• "That said there was a palpable mass on the right buttock of Mr. Clemens. On another record, it also noticed a similar mass on the left buttock.”

• "That was a hurried instance when we were in the closet."



This is getting too weird!

[cboy4]

1. I'm just glad my last place San Francisco Giants doesn't

have a player on its team under suspicion.