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[El Supremo]

College Football Coaches Salaries - Top 100

1 Bob Stoops Oklahoma $6,500,000
2 Charlie Weis Notre Dame $4,200,000
3 Pete Carroll USC $4,000,000
4 Les Miles LSU $3,751,000
5 Nick Saban Alabama $3,750,000
6 Jim Tressel Ohio State $3,500,000
7 Urban Meyer Florida $3,400,000
8 Kirk Ferentz Iowa $3,030,000
9 Mack Brown Texas $2,910,000
10 Bobby Petrino Arkansas $2,850,000
11 Tommy Tuberville Auburn $2,825,000
12 Mark Richt Georgia $2,800,000
13 Rich Rodriguez Michigan $2,500,000
14 Bobby Bowden Florida State $2,500,000
15 Philip Fulmer Tennessee $2,400,000
16 Mark Mangino Kansas $2,300,000
17 Greg Schiano Rutgers $2,250,000
18 Mike Bellotti Oregon $2,100,000
19 Frank Beamer Virginia Tech $2,100,000
20 Butch Davis North Carolina $2.100,000
21 June Jones SMU $2,000,000
22 Al Groh Virginia $1,875,000
23 Gary Pinkel Missouri $1,875,000
24 Tommy Bowden Clemson $1,850,000
25 Jeff Tedford California $1,850,000
26 Mike Sherman Texas A&M $1,800,000
27 Art Briles Baylor $1,800,000
28 Joe Tiller Purdue $1,800,000
29 Steve Spurrier South Carolina $1,800,000
30 Ralph Friedgen Maryland $1,750,000
31 Mike Leach Texas Tech $1,750,000
32 Houston Nutt Ole Miss $1,700,000
33 Sylvester Croom Mississippi State $1,700,000
34 Paul Johnson Georgia Tech $1,600,000
35 Joe Paterno Penn State $1,500,000
36 Randy Edsall Connecticut $1,500,000
37 David Cutcliffe Duke $1,500,000
38 Randy Shannon Miami $1,500,000
39 Jim Leavitt USF $1,500,000
40 Jeff Jagodzinski Boston College $1,500,000
41 Ty Willingham Washington $1,470,000
42 Steve Kragthorpe Louisville $1,450,000
43 Bret Bielema Wisconsin $1,400,000
44 Ron Zook Illinois $1,350,000
45 Gary Patterson TCU $1,300,000
46 Rick Neuheisel UCLA $1,250,000
47 Pat Hill Fresno State $1,250,000
48 Brian Kelly Cincinnati $1,200,000
49 Dave Wannstedt Pitt $1,200,000
50 Jim Grobe Wake Forest $1,200,000
51 Skip Holtz East Carolina $1,160,000
52 Mark Dantonio Michigan State $1,150,000
53 George O'Leary UCF $1,150,000
54 Dennis Erickson Arizona State $1,100,000
55 Bo Pelini Nebraska $1,100,000
56 Todd Graham Tulsa $1,100,000
57 Tom O'Brien NC State $1,100,000
58 Greg McMackin Hawaii $1,100,000
59 Dan Hawkins Colorado $1,100,000
60 Mike Riley Oregon State $1,100,000
61 Gene Chizik Iowa State $1,100,000
62 Ron Prince Kansas State $1,100,000
63 Greg Robinson Syracuse $1,100,000
64 Rich Brooks Kentucky $1,075,000
65 Mike Gundy Oklahoma State $1,050,000
66 Mike Stoops Arizona $1,025,000
67 Tim Brewster Minnesota $1,000,000
68 Jim Harbaugh Stanford $1,000,000
69 Bobby Johnson Vanderbilt $1,000,000
70 Tommy West Memphis $950,000
71 Chris Peterson Boise State $900,000
72 Bill Stewart West Virginia $800,000
73 Larry Fedora Southern Miss $800,000
74 Steve Fairchild Colorado State $800,000
75 Ken Niumatalolo Navy $750,000
76 Pat Fitzgerald Northwestern $750,000
77 Rocky Long New Mexico $750,000
78 Chuck Long San Diego State $725,000
79 Kevin Sumlin Houston $700,000
80 Kyle Whittingham Utah $700,000
81 Bronco Mendenhall BYU $650,000
82 Stan Brock Army $650,000
83 Bill Lynch Indiana $650,000
84 Paul Wulff Washington State $600,000
85 Bob Toledo Tulane $600,000
86 Troy Calhoun Air Force $600,000
87 Al Golden Temple $575,000
88 Joe Glenn Wyoming $550,000
89 Mark Snyder Marshall $500,000
90 Mike Price UTEP $475,000
91 Dick Tomey San Jose State $460,000
92 Mike Sanford UNLV $450,000
93 David Bailiff Rice $400,000
94 Frank Solich Ohio $400,000
95 Derek Dooley La. Tech $400,000
96 Mario Cristobal Fla. Int'l. $390,000
97 Tom Amstutz Toledo $375,000
98 Chris Ault Nevada $375,000
99 H. Schnellenberger Florida Atlantic $375,000
100 Neil Callaway UAB $360,000