Iowa fans cited for bathroom sex during Minnesota game

[marmar]

Hey, what else is there to do during a 55-0 blowout?!?



AP via Yahoo!:



Iowa fans cited for restroom sex during Gophs game


MINNEAPOLIS – While the Hawkeyes were stomping the Gophers on the Metrodome field last weekend, police said two Iowa fans were having a romp of a different kind in a restroom. Both events, police say, had their share of cheering fans.

A 38-year-old woman and a 26-year-old man turned to a handicapped stall for their tryst Saturday evening.

On the field, the Hawkeyes were on their way to 55-0 trouncing of the Gophers. In the restroom, a crowd of intoxicated fans gathered to cheer the off-the-field event.

Eventually, a security guard tipped off University of Minnesota police. Officers had to interrupt the couple to cite them for indecent conduct, a misdemeanor.

Police Chief Greg Hestness said the woman initially gave a false name to officers. She was released to her husband and the man was released to his girlfriend.

Both people in the stall were intoxicated.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081126/ap_on_fe_st/odd_restroom_romp;_ylt=AiUpB1qRAuj4R_EQ8qg5VXXtiBIF

[Botany]

1. What is it about restrooms in Minnesota?

"She was released to her husband and the man was released to his girlfriend."

:rofl:

[Orrex]

2. Well, it sounds like everybody achieved release, then

Everybody likes a happy ending, after all!

[marmar]

3. "like everybody achieved release"

:spank:

[TZ]

12. Nice post, DuStrange!

:rofl:

[47of74]

13. That's my question.

That was my question. What is it about public restrooms in our neighbor to the north? First we had Senator Tappy McWidestance and his trying to get laid in a Minneapolis airport john, and now this.

[cboy4]

14. What is it about restrooms in Minnesota

:spray:

Good one!

[Ezlivin]

4. So THAT'S why I can never find an open handicapped stall

It seems like every time I attempt to use a public restroom the handicapped stall is already taken.

Perhaps an offer to anchor a menage a trois would gain me entrance?

[acmavm]

5. Oh good grief, I wonder if they think it was worth it...

<snip>

She was released to her husband and the man was released to his girlfriend

<snip>

I hope they exchanged phone numbers, they might need some company soon.

[petronius]

9. That really sounds like a recipe for violence - sending a drunk person home

with someone they just publicly cheated on doesn't strike me as a good idea. I hope the police held the bathroom buddies long enough that they were completely sober, and had a long talk with the other partners...

[HeeBGBz]

6. Well, SOMEBODY scored. n/t

[Edweird]

7. Dude... ew.. I'm a freak and all that, but bathroom stalls during a football game?

Yuck.

[jazzjunkysue]

8. I guess they decided to Gopher it.

Who knew Iowans were so much fun? :shrug:

[47of74]

11. Yep!

Yep, us Iowans know how to party, and in style too.

[nickgutierrez]

10. Wait - that's illegal?

:yoiks: