Mika
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Sat Dec-04-04 07:14 PM
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Run off the road by car, cycling. Driver: "God wouldn't let me hurt you." |
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Edited on Sat Dec-04-04 07:32 PM by Mika
I didn't go down too hard. Driver stopped.
I said "WTF, you nearly killed me!"
Driver said "God wouldn't let me hurt you."
I replied "but god figured it was OK for you to knock me down?"
No response. So I then said "thank god for me that YOU didn't kill me."
Rewrapped my handlebar tape and rode on. :mad:
On edit: I'm in Miami Fla.
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Sat Dec-04-04 07:16 PM
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1. Should have got his info and went to the hospital for a check up |
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Just to spike his insurance.
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Mika
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Sat Dec-04-04 07:33 PM
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10. Insurance?? Are you kidding? |
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This is Miami, where 60+% of drivers don't have insurance.
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Sat Dec-04-04 07:37 PM
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11. oh. Where I live, we are required to have car insurance to drive. |
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Edited on Sat Dec-04-04 07:38 PM by Massacure
If it is required in Florida, you could have reported him for not having insurance.
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Sat Dec-04-04 07:17 PM
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2. I just got great news! |
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I saved a bundle on car insurance by switching to God for my coverage!
Now I can drive like an ass and blame God if something goes wrong!
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Sat Dec-04-04 07:24 PM
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Mika
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Sat Dec-04-04 07:29 PM
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Funny one, Dr_eldritch. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Sat Dec-04-04 07:20 PM
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3. Hope you got license plate and vehicle description |
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so you can report this idiot. Geez, there's a lot of wackos out there. Glad you're okay, but you shouldn't give this driver a pass. Get mad, then get even!
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Mika
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Sat Dec-04-04 07:30 PM
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There's just too many wackos in Miami. If I didn't give 'em a pass I'd be chasing down wackos full time.
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Sat Dec-04-04 07:20 PM
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4. Hey, no Christian bashing here! |
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Sat Dec-04-04 07:23 PM
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5. Just reporting the facts -- |
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Great story. Glad you survived to tell the next one.
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Mika
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Sat Dec-04-04 07:31 PM
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9. Thanks. Wasn't bashing God |
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Note my sig.
Thanks again.
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Sat Dec-04-04 08:59 PM
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12. Forgot the *sarcasm* alert |
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