How's This For Stupid? (People Who Can Get Married in New Jersey)

[Christa]

People Who Can Get Married in New Jersey

1. Serial killers
2. Pedophiles
3. Corrupt politicians
4. Embezzlers
5. Tiger Woods
6. Corrupt politicians
7. Heroin dealers
8. Drunk drivers
9. Pimps
10. Traitors
11. Human traffickers
12. Mobsters
13. Extortionists
14. Cannibals
15. Kidnappers
16. Child molesters
17. Bernie Madoff
18. Rapists
19. Child Pornographers
20. Satanists
21. Nazis
22. Loan Sharks
23. Racists
24. Arsonists
25. Second story men
26. Con Artists
27. People who commit incest
28. Solomon Dwek
29. Someone who has been divorced 20 times
30. Pretty much anyone who isn't married and wants to bump uglies with the other sex

People Who Can't Get Married in New Jersey

1. People who are already married
2. People who are gay

http://bluejersey.com/diary/13768/hows-this-for-stupid




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[kerrywins]

1. Makes Me Wonder Why the State Got Involved in Marriage to Begin With

...

[brooklynite]

2. You have to draw the line somewhere...

...if EVERYONE could get married, Marriage would no longer be "special"

[brendan120678]

3. If I am not mistaken...

Tiger Woods is currently married. Therefore, he falls under Category 1 of those who can't get married. Same goes for Bernie Madoff and Solomon Dwek. Additionally, Bernie Madoff is currently incarcerated in North Carolina, and therefore even if he were single, he couldn't get married in New Jersey.

[MNBrewer]

8. Just solve that with a divorce

Gay people can't get divorced there either.

[Historic NY]

4. They're big on #3 & #6....

if it doesn't pass in the next month the newly elected Governor will veto it.

[sui generis]

5. gay people can most certainly get married

just not to the same gender.

[dickthegrouch]

6. You forgot Federal Judges

who belong somewhere in the 21-23 range IMHO.

[NMMNG]

7. ....

[beyurslf]

9. What about Brittney Spears? She can get married there right?