Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian

[romantico]

PRICELESS!!!

LOUISVILLE, KY—At first glance, high school senior Lucas Faber, 18, seems like any ordinary gay teen. He's a member of his school's swing choir, enjoys shopping at the mall, and has sex with other males his age. But lately, a growing worry has begun to plague this young gay man. A gnawing feeling that, deep down, he may be a fundamentalist, right-wing Christian.

"I don't know what's happening to me," Faber admitted to reporters Monday. "It's like I get these weird urges sometimes, and suddenly I'm tempted to go behind my friends' backs and attend a megachurch service, or censor books in the school library in some way. Even just the thought of organizing a CD-burning turns me on."

Added Faber, "I feel so confused."

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http://www.theonion.com/content/news/gay_teen_worried_he_might_be

[slackmaster]

1. ROFL - K&R!

Thanks, I needed a good laugh this morning.

:kick:

[liberal N proud]

2. ROFL

:rofl:

[qb]

3. LOL. It reminds me of why fundies object to sex...

it might lead to dancing.

[David Zephyr]

4. That's funny!

Made my day.

[Touchdown]

5. This line...

"The other week, I was this close to picketing in front of an abortion clinic," the mortified teenager said, his eyes welling up with tears. "I know it's wrong, but I wanted so badly to do it anyway. I even made one of those signs with photos of dead fetuses and hid it in my closet. I felt so ashamed, yet, at the same time, it was all strangely titillating."

:rofl:

[Toasterlad]

6. If I Thought I Was Turning Christian, I'd Kill Myself.