We are truly a fearsomely fabulous force: Homosexuals Are Causing Global Climate Change

[WillParkinson]

Samoan Clerics: Homosexuals Are Causing Global Climate Change

Clerics of an unnamed Christian denomination informed attendees at a University of the South Pacific conference on climate change in Samoa that homosexuals are responsible for global warming.

Academics were apparently thrown off their consideration of "Arts in the Age of Global Warming" and "Ecology in Poetry / Poetry in Ecology" by reports of Church Ministers who maintained that climate change in Samoa are clearly attributable to to homosexuals. The revelation prompted one attendee USP student, Shaiza Janif, to opine: "We need to educate our ministers and not turn this into an agenda." Details of exactly how the ministers think homosexuals are pumping more CO2 into the atmosphere, thereby trapping heat around the planet, driving up the average temperature and causing massive economic and environmental dislocation are scant.

Tornadoes, hurricanes, earthquakes, and now the melting of the polar ice caps. We are truly a fearsomely fabulous force.

http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2010/09/samoan-clerics-homosexuals-are-causing.html

[saltpoint]

1. I knew it was either the homosexuals or the Duke LaCrosse

Team.

Those treacherous bastards!

[hobbit709]

2. If gays really had those kinds of powers

wouldn't they be in charge of everything?

[HillWilliam]

8. I thought I already was...

I have a t-shirt with a little name-tag silk-screened on that says

HELLO
My name is
Queen of the Fucking Universe

[av8rdave]

3. My ego is a little bruised by this...

Here I thought it was me causing all the trouble!

[qb]

4. They've been watching too many breathless, sweaty gay porn scences... lots of CO2 emitted there.

Body heat, too.

[Bitwit1234]

5. And during the time of Bush's War in Iraq the Democrats

were responsible for the negative attitude about it. I mean every thing they said "they thought" the war was wrong, the republicans screamed in chorus you are hurting our troops. But not a damn one of them condemned the proposed burning of the Koran.

[Evasporque]

6. effin' aaay....So fabulous the skies clear and the sun shines

bright!!!

[joeybee12]

7. If I were to write an Onion-type story on this I'd focus on the "good" news from this...

i.e, at least these nutjobs admit there is Global Warming, while American nutjobs deny it exists!

:scared:

[WildClarySage]

9. Is there anything we can't do!??!!!

besides being able to marry the one we love?