Would you rather be a viper or a vampire?

[QC]

I'm torn.

On the one hand, vampires get to wear those fabulous capes and live forever, but on the other hand, if I were a viper I would finally be skinny.

This is a tough one.

What's your choice?

[saltpoint]

1. Are either or both of those meatball-friendly?

[ensho]

2. a viper is quick and to the point - no messing around

vampires have to deal with all that messy blood

[gateley]

3. Vampire. I'm a night person anyway. nt

[Ozymanithrax]

4. Vampire, because I've always wanted to wear a tuxedo and

opera cloak to bed. But that would only be a vampire form the Hammer Horror films of the 50's and 60's.

[QC]

5. Yes, Hammer had the most elegant vampires of all.

Except for Bela Lugosi in his younger days, of course.

[Ozymanithrax]

6. Christopher Lee and Bela Lugosi were the best.

Peter Cushing as Van Helsing, or Frankenstien, was great.

They don't make them like that anymore.

[QC]

7. No, they certainly don't make actors like that anymore.

Or horror films.

And while we are on the subject of elegant low-budget horror, we must not forget Dr. Phibes.

[Ozymanithrax]

12. Vincint Price, the Abominable Dr. Phibes.

Actually,one of my favorite movies.

[QC]

19. That is a genuine horror classic.

It is both campy and truly elegant.

[saltpoint]

8. Did anybody happen to see Frank Langella as Dracula

on Broadway many moons ago?

Frank had big boots to fill as Dracula but by god IMO he filled 'em.

[xchrom]

9. I bite but not as good as I suck. So - vampire. Nt

[jonnyblitz]

10. Did somebody call us vipers as well? LOL. DAMN they aren't

holding back now!! anyway I choose vampire since i have had a thing for vampires since Barnabas Collins in Dark Shadows. :D

[QC]

17. Yes, we are now a den of vipers, in addition to being vampires.

My sister had the hots so bad for Barnabas Collins.

[Jamastiene]

21. I think I'd rather be both.

I can be Count Rattlesnakula. :evilgrin:

[TriMera]

22. .

:rofl:

[Sweet Charming Dem]

11. Vampire...they seem to always get laid.

[mitchtv]

13. Viper

One can only be a viper if they ingest large quantities of cannabis and psychedelics. from the early days.

[Starry Messenger]

14. Vampire.

More wardrobe choices. Plus I look terrible in snakeskin.

[davidinalameda]

15. no one looks good in snakeskin

not even snakes

:bounce:

[Duncan Grant]

16. OV = Original Viper

And Ruby Rose loves me.

[TriMera]

18. Vipers? Really? How Biblical...

I would rather be a vampire, but if anybody asks, I'll deny it.:evilgrin:

[Prism]

20. I live in a nest of vampires

It's kind of like a cuddle party. Or an orgy.

The eggs, man. The eggs.

[racaulk]

23. I'd rather be a vampire. That way, I'd still have a hand to clutch my pearls.

And a neck, so that I could wear them.

:hi:

[BillStein]

24. I'd make a better vampire

I never dlink.... vine.... and I love the childlen of the night- what music they make!

[Bluenorthwest]

25. Easy, I'm a Viper

Fats Waller said it:
Think about a reptile, five foot long
A li'l bit high, but not too strong
You'll be high - but not for long
If you're a viper…

Well now,
I'm the king of everything
Got to get high before I sing
Sky is high, ever'body's high
If you're a viper…