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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 02:59 PM
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RED ALERT! Homosexuals set to infiltrate White House Easter egg roll!
That's right! Blowhard talk radio "personality" Lester Kinsolving today tipped us off to the plans to homosexualize Easter!!!!! Easter!!!!!1111 That's right, some gayfolk are planning to show up at a FAMILY event that "W" has "always enjoyed". Gays!!! At Easter!!!! Who knows what they will do? What about the children???? Seriesly, please be vigilant around Eastertime, for we have now been alerted to the next distracting wedge issue: THE WAR ON EASTER!

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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 03:02 PM
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1. Hee! Loved the photoshop picture!
Wouldn't it be terrible if people discovered that homosexuals are simply people? :sarcasm:
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 03:02 PM
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2. People WITH FAMILIES!
The horror!
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sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 04:19 PM
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7. dammit I thought I had cleaned up all my Carmen Miranda drag
photos off the internet.

just when you thought you were safe, some screaming queen with bananas on her head pops up and ruins everything.

hee hee.
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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 03:11 PM
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3. Kinsolving must be the new Guckert
First time I saw him was at the Scottie Roast yesterday. He got called on to take the heat off.

Must be Scottie's new sugar daddy.
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TallahasseeGrannie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 03:12 PM
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4. I guess if you have two mommies
you don't get to hunt for Easter eggs.

Don't you know that is JUST what Jesus was thinking when he spent three days in hell before figuring out how to get back to that garden?

Grannie...muttering into her afternoon Constant Comment Green Tea.
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sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 04:22 PM
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8. tea will do that
especially after the fifth or sixth cup. Why I'm muttering this very moment.

Yup, I'd guess it's the portrayal of gays with families as, uh, people with families, is what really disturbs them.



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Kikosexy2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 03:37 PM
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5. Great!...
would be a hoot if they show up with Easter bonnets and bunny ears with leather chaps and their naked asses hanging out--after all what's an Egg hunt and roll without those big baskets of goodies!
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 04:06 PM
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6. **sarcasm**
isn't an easter egg hunt the perfect place for the gay and lesbian population. they can recruit many new members and get that toaster oven everyone craves.
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