What do y'all Gay DU'ers think of those crazy "Hetero Mile High Club" exhibionists?

[queerart]

You know, like the straights that screw on airplanes flying from places like San Francisco and New Orleans?

I'm all for free speech and free expression.

But don't you think those "Lavatory Exhibitionists" hurt "Bacchanalian Rights" in the long run?

I know these things don't represent Heterosexuals "at large."

Don't you admit that these crazy "Toilet Copulation Couples" and weirdos canoodling each other openly in their crazy outfits hurt the cause of Public Sex Advocates?

I've got a Brother that is a Public Nookie Hunter, and he is one of the raunchiest people that I know. And he is the polar opposite of the people I see in aptly called "stable loving long term Gay relationships".

I'm friends with a few Heterosexual people, and none of them are anything at all like those "Shithouse Fornicators".

Doesn't that "Water Closet Copulation" harm the position of being above reproach, more than help?

Am I missing something, or are most people Nauseating Hypocrites?

I don't mean to offend anyone, and I hope I don't.


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(and lets not even start on the TV shows " The Bachelor", "The Bachelorette", I Love New York, and others which are all Heterosexual fare)



This Post Is A Parody Born Out Of Blinding Frustration With People That Have Obvious Synaptic Misfiring Episodes While Typing, And Whom Are Gleefully Aware Of That Fact.....

[Ian David]

1. I once got a heterosexual blow-job in a movie that was rated PG.

During the movie The Great Outdoors.

I really should be ashamed.

I am an embarrassment to heterosexuals everywhere.

Because of me, anyone who hates straight people for doing disgusting things and wants to discriminate against us now has a valid excuse.

I've set back the cause of heterosexuality decades... if not centuries.

[mitchtv]

2. as long as I don't have to wait to take a leak

let'm fuck their teeny little brains out. how embarassing to get caught.

[MuseRider]

3. Sigh

I got caught doing the nasty on a golf course by a family walking with their little children. Yup, I have destroyed hets and their long lasting and disappointing quest for equality all through out the mid west. Sorry.

[canis_lupus]

4. I've got nothing against heterosexuals

as long as they act gay in public.

[swimmernsecretsea]

5. I think they deserve our sympathy. Hate the sin, love the sinner.

If we can reach out to just one, just one, to turn his or her life around and not engage in risky airplane toilet sex then it will have been worthwhile. And turning them to Gaia, so that they can know the true meaning of love...well, that's my ultimate goal.

[Toasterlad]

6. I Don't See Why They Need to Flaunt Their Lifestyles in My Face.

Honestly, some of my best friends are straight. But they have the good manners not to act like flaming heteros out in public. These heteros that kiss and hold hands - not to mention other stuff - in public just ruin it for all the good straight people.

[joeybee12]

7. Some of my best friends are heterosexual, but I wouldn't want one to

be my kid's teacher...kids learn from their elders you, know. Keep them as butchers and steelworkers and other such things, and we'll all be happy.

[hulklogan]

10. I don't know if I'd want one of these perverted airline toilet heterosexuals to touch my food

so I'm not comfortable having one for my butcher. Maybe sanitation workers?

[joeybee12]

12. Yeah, anything that doesn't come into decent, God-fearing human

contact!!!

[Beam Me Up]

8. A perfect example of the heterosexual agenda. n/t

[BR_Parkway]

9. I wish I had room to condemn the practice, but sadly, somewhere

over Kansas.....

In my defense, I was much younger then. Of course, in those cramped quarters, you kind of have to be....

[tavalon]

11. This is great

but the replies are sheer gold. Read the replies folks.

[Chulanowa]

13. Why do they keep shoving their straightness down our throats?

I don't mind what they do in the privacy of their own homes, but it's getting to the point where you can't even turn on prime-time TV without being forced to watch a man and a woman go at each other like rutting moose. I don't appreciate having to explain vaginal intercourse to my eight year old. It's unnatural!

[mitchtv]

14. can't forget "shoving it down our throats"

all important

[MuseRider]

15. All right now,

I did not choose to be this way! Are you telling me this was a choice? Well when did you choose to be gay? I'm pretty sure I knew I was this way when I was 5 or so.

Gotcha! This is a funny thread.