How gay do we have to be before the Myspace women will leave us alone

[dsc]

I recently set up a myspace page and yes, it says I'm a gay male. But I keep getting these bikini clad women asking me to be their friends. Now send me some speedo clad men, and I will be right on it.

[Catherine Vincent]

1. LOL!

[MadMaddie]

2. Well you know the saying.....just a taste and that will straigten

you right up!!:sarcasm:

:rofl: :rofl:

[leftofcool]

3. I think my space is the problem

[maddezmom]

4. spammers are everywhere and most can't read anyway

Just copy and paste. :D Not to make light, but your OP gave me a chuckle.

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[patrice]

6. I haven't had any gay male friends for a while, but when I did, I loved their

company, because they had all of the plusses of being men, without the constant sexual bartering in the heart of or relationship that goes on with most hetero males.

You've probably heard that a thousand times and maybe kind of resent "being used", and I'm sorry for that, but it IS real nice to enjoy a man for being a man and not have to deal with the sexual quid pro quo.

............................

But then, on the other hand, they probably think they are going to do a good deed, and get brownie points with God by "saving" your ass.

[msongs]

7. that kind of stuff goes to everybody with a page unless it is under 18-restricted

and it might even go to those kids as well.

if one fails to respond it seems to stop. we havent had any in a long time, but then we have a myspacemusic page not a personal one

Msongs

[La Lioness Priyanka]

8. its spam.

[aquart]

9. Dear Lord. Is that what they do there?

Do they include their fees?

[Moloch]

10. There's an option..

to use Captcha for friends requests.. I turned it on and it worked great.. No more spam friends requests.

[readmoreoften]

11. How female do I have to be before I stop getting spam for penis enlargement pills.

They keep telling me that my dick will be HUGE and that SHE WILL BE MOST SATISFIED. What are these things? Magic beanstalk pills or something? My girlfriend would be totally bummed if I sprouted a big cock. No thanks.

Good luck with the bikini babes. :shrug:

[cboy4]

12. I can't breathe

:spray:

[gaspee]

13. HA!

:yourock:

I nearly spit coffee all over my monitor-

[swimmernsecretsea]

17. A friend of mine gets those emails, and ones for Viagra.

You'll be stiff and strong! She'll be asking for more! You'll last all nite long!


Well, she isn't entirely sure she wants that anyway, but she does get a good laugh out of them.

[bigwillq]

14. Change your security codes.

Put your page on max security..since I did I never got one of those spam messages again.

[blayne]

15. Get used to it. They never stop.

You might try going to:

>>Account Settings

>>Spam

>>Messages: then check >>"Require CAPTCHA for non-friends to send me messages"

I am sure the girls won't be willing to put the extra effort into the Captcha requirement. I haven't tried this yet. Personally, I get some joy out of logging in just so I can hit the spam button on those tarts. After they are reported as being a "spammer," their account is deleted, and they have to create a new account.

[gaspee]

19. Tarts?

Do you not understand the concept?

It's spamming by pay sites, not as you so wonderfully put it random "tarts."

Nice anti-woman attitude.

[Malikshah]

16. What are you telling me.... Do you mean that Michelle, Shanty,

Julia, Tyresa, Lillian, and around 30 others *don't* want to be my friend?

That hurts. ;)

[ksdemocratsforthewin]

18. QFT. QFMFT.

[bigwillq]

20. Hello.

Welcome to DU! :hi:

Not really sure what your post means though. :shrug:

[galledgoblin]

22. Quoted For Truth Quoted For MotherFucking Truth

welcome to teh internets

[galledgoblin]

21. Myspace is disgusting

I log on occasionally to check messages, but otherwise try to steer clear.

facebook isn't as bad.... but ever since the applications were all added, I keep getting ads with shirtless, blank looking guys asking if I'm busy on fridays.

ooh ooh ooh also I do get occasional crazy guys from the mid-east asking to be my buddy. the last one had no info on his profile except a picture of Tom Cruise as his avatar...

myspace in that regard is worse I think because there I get local guys asking to be my buddy who then try to convince me that I'm not really gay, but since I don't check myspace I read those propositions from the facebook mid-east guys more often.

[IronLionZion]

23. How straight do I have to be to get women to want me?

:shrug:

[Crowman1979]

24. It's called spam.

Most of those women aren't even real. It's just some fat scamming perv who lives in his mom's basement and uses other women's pics as MySpace Identities.

[DarienComp]

25. Those aren't women. They're robots.

"Hi! I'm Tiffany! I'm posting a link because myspace doesn't allow nude pictures..."