GreenFiles
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Sun Nov-23-08 08:16 PM
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Oh no!!! The gays! They're coming to your town!! |
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Check this out: https://store.afa.net/pc-10000122-5-theyre-coming-to-your-town-dvd.aspxResidents of the small Arkansas town of Eureka Springs noticed the homosexual community was growing. But they felt no threat. They went about their business as usual. Then, one day, they woke up to discover that their beloved Eureka Springs, a community which was known far and wide as a center for Christian entertainment--had changed. The City Council had been taken over by a small group of homosexual activists.Make sure you click "View The Trailer" Hilar!
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tavalon
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Sun Nov-23-08 08:23 PM
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1. They are already here and we love them |
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They often like to live on this one hill (the best hill in Seattle but I think it's because they know how to make a place fabulous!) but luckily a good number have decided to live throughout Seattle and even over on the Eastside. That guy, Bill Gates, makes sure they have equal rights and benefits at his really big company and most of the other companies do too. I'm hoping we soon go the route in this state of having marriage equality.
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LoveIsNow
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Sun Nov-23-08 08:23 PM
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2. Purchase your copy OR A FIVE PACK (!!!!!!!!) |
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I know what everyone is getting for Christmas!
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teenagebambam
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Sun Nov-23-08 08:37 PM
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3. Dang, they're on to us. |
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We'll have to go back to our original homosexual agenda of recruiting the youth of America to our degenerate lifestyle.
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Sun Nov-23-08 08:50 PM
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If you destroy the brain, you destroy the homosexual.
I heard George Romero is planning a follow up where a group of Christians are forced to take refuge in a mall to escape the homosexuals.
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Sun Nov-23-08 08:52 PM
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5. In other News: The Town of Eureka Springs has had a tremendous surge in sales... |
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....of Judy Garland CD's and hair spray....
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GodlessBiker
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Sun Nov-23-08 08:54 PM
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6. The AFA? No thanks. I don't want to increase their traffic. |
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Sun Nov-23-08 09:06 PM
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that the AFA thinks this degrades the community.
Eureka Springs is very well known for its diverse population. I was married there in 2003 and eventually hope to live there someday. That is one of the reasons I am so attracted to it - yes there are weirdo christian fundies, but they do have the GLBT community, as well as a large population of Pagans, in addition to people of various ages and cultures. It is also a VERY artsy community; and it caters to more wealthy tourists as well (when we were there this Sept. there was a car rally with Ferraris, Lamborginis, etc - people with lots of money!) The best word to describe this town is ECCENTRIC. I LOVE IT!
Ironically "City Council member Joyce Zeller said the city will now be promoted, not as a Christian resort, but a city “selling peace, relaxation, history and sex.”
But it already does this, this is not new... and its not bad..
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Sun Nov-23-08 09:19 PM
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8. OMG! A marriage registry and praticipiation in democracy |
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that is a threat to their way of life!! :sarcasm:
american fascist association.
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Sun Nov-23-08 10:17 PM
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9. I like this version better |
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Mon Nov-24-08 12:10 AM
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10. "The Gays are coming, the Gays are coming" so they say .. |
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next thing you know they will be hanging lanterns in the old North Church Steeple.
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Mon Nov-24-08 06:59 AM
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11. Muahahahahhaaa, we've come to take ovah! |
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Edited on Mon Nov-24-08 07:00 AM by Jamastiene
There is no stopping us. We are now supernatural horror movie villains. Each of us will have sequels numbering in the hundreds.
...and the best part: Your children will want to dress as us next Halloween. :evilgrin:
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Mon Nov-24-08 11:11 AM
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12. Oh noes! The gentrification of Arkansas! LOL. |
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