Bed sharing 'drains men's brains!'

[elleng]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9222612

[mrcheerful]

1. It's the pillow talk...her:"my legs hurt"....me: "why?" ...her" I don't know"

me: "did you ask the doctor?"...her:"no my legs weren't hurting in his office"....me: "when did they start hurting?"...her " I can't remember, but I will need to be put in a wheelchair because the doctor said my nerves are getting strained because of the disc disease in my back"...me: "well when did the doctor tell you all this?"... her: "after he said he was going to have a nero surgeon check me out and because I have to see a surgeon they will want to cut my back open"...me:"HUH?"

her: "well I know thats whats going to happen because the doctor that I was seeing 5 years ago said so"...me: "HUH?", what did this doctor tell you?"...her: "that he was going to set me up with an appointment with a specialist"...me: " so your doctor said he wanted you to see a specialist and you went from there to 5 years ago when another doctor told you that if certain things happened in the future they would want to do surgery on you if these things happen"...her: "well yeah, because I know whats going to happen because I have bad luck and what are we going to do if this happens and they screw up my back and I get put in a wheelchair"...me: "why don't you wait until after you see the specialist before you start worrying about this?"...her: "you don't love me, you just been using me and your getting ready to leave me, don't talk to me leave me alone, I'm tired let me go to sleep" me: "sigh, damn".

15 minutes later...her: "are you asleep?"...me "no"...her: "I can't sleep either, want to fool around?"...me: "WTF"...her "see you don't care".

[madmax]

2. Sounds like my house

:rofl:

[JDPriestly]

3. You need to see a marriage counselor. I'm serious.

[MercutioATC]

4. Needy

...and if that's your thing, more power to you.

If not, get away. I've been through this. You can't win.

[provis99]

5. I wish I could recommend this response to the OP.

Maybe you want to post it as an OP in general discussion?

[HuckleB]

6. Another great example of bad science reporting. (I know this is all in fun, but...)

See: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=222x81754 for reference.

[struggle4progress]

7. I'll have to try that as a pickup line, on the off-chance the world is full

of women who like the idea of helping a poor guy drain his brain :D

[bemildred]

8. It's well worth it.

:-)