Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling'

[NNadir]

Theory.

"'Closed-minded gravitists cannot find a way to make Einstein's general relativity match up with the subatomic quantum world,' said Dr. Ellen Carson, a leading Intelligent Falling expert known for her work with the Kansan Youth Ministry. 'They've been trying to do it for the better part of a century now, and despite all their empirical observation and carefully compiled data, they still don't know how.'

'Traditional scientists admit that they cannot explain how gravitation is supposed to work,' Carson said. 'What the gravity-agenda scientists need to realize is that 'gravity waves' and 'gravitons' are just secular words for 'God can do whatever He wants.''"

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39512

[bemildred]

1. LOL.

No need to multiply entities needlessly here, there is only one,
GOD, and he does everything, but he keeps it consistent so we
poor humans don't get confused.

[phantom power]

2. And he must be a trickster god

what with all that phony evidence of an enormous universe that's billions of years old.

Yeah. That's god: consistent, but tricksy! Consistently tricksy!

[bemildred]

3. What a kidder! nt