So, today is supposed to be National Pie Day

[hippywife]

according to the American Pie Council (copyright Crisco :eyes: )

Anyone baking a pie today? :hi:

[surrealAmerican]

1. Wait, what happened to ...

... March 14th?

[hippywife]

2. Apparently it is now

Steak and a Blow Job Day. Who knew? :eyes:

http://www.steakandbjday.com/

[elleng]

3. Dear hw,

you didn't REALLY say that,did you????

:rofl:

[hippywife]

4. No, I didn't.

I typed it. It's all over on the internet. Just google March 14th and see what YOU get.

[beac]

7. And what are we poor vegetarians to do on such a day with nothing to... eat?

;)

Wicked, I know. But YOU started it.

:rofl:

[hippywife]

9. LOL! You so bad!

I don't know about you, but if I were a veg, I'd still have plenty around here. :rofl:

And if you happen to have other preferences...it is PIE day after all. No need for anyone to starve. ;)

[grasswire]

5. no

I discovered yesterday that my oven is functioning at no higher than 300 degrees no matter what the dial is turned to. No wonder I've been having some odd results. Bummer.

[hippywife]

6. Dagnabbit!

That's horrible! I'm so sorry, hon. As if getting shifted around wasn't enough. :hug:

[Callalily]

8. WELL! The C&B group

has certainly taken a different direction. I'm shocked, I say SHOCKED!

I have my hands over my ears as well as my eyes. :rofl:

[hippywife]

10. Are you typing with your feet?

:rofl:

[Callalily]

11. LOL! You know

Hippywife! I LOVE reading your posts. Unfortunately I don't always reply, but you are very articulate, knowledgeable, and are ONE MEAN COOK! ;)

[hippywife]

12. Why thank you, callalilly.

I really enjoy you and all of the wonderful cooks around here, too. It's quite the nice group.

And who knows...I may be the first in DU history to have a sex thread locked in C&B. :rofl:

[Callalily]

13. *GASP* Again hippywife.

I must cover my ears/eyes. :rofl:

[EFerrari]

14. The America PIE COUNCIL?

LOL

What a great gig that must be. Where do we apply?

:rofl:

[hippywife]

15. Just a fancy way for

Crisco to sell its product whilst hiding behind the scenes, ya know. It really is copywritten to Crisco.

We don't need no pie council! We can start our own. :rofl:

:hi: Beth!

[EFerrari]

16. We'd need a good name. Like The Knights of the Bubbling Pie

or CitiPie or Pie!

:hi:

[hippywife]

19. How about

The Goddesses of the Goodies. :rofl:

[wildflower]

17. Locking

Please do not start threads about...

Crisco.

Just kidding :)

[hippywife]

18. LOL!

Good one, wildflower! :rofl:

[wildflower]

22. Thank you, hippywife

I'll be here all week :)

I hope you all are too. This is a nice respite from things.

[hippywife]

23. We're pretty much always here but

we're not always this funny. Well, EFerrari is. :rofl:

[housewolf]

20. You bakers are giving me some good laughs today

Thank you, you're all just toooo funny

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[hippywife]

21. Happy to be of service, ma'am.

:patriot: