If you've ever wondered what some of those foods

[Warpy]

in the gourmet, ethnic, or soul food sections of the supermarket tasted like, check it out at http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php

I have to disagree with him on huitlacoche, though. The trick is to make it into tortillas or sauce and DO NOT LOOK AT THE CONTENTS OF THE CAN as you dump the whole thing into the mixer or blender.

It really does taste remarkably like truffles.

[fortyfeetunder]

1. This was pretty good

What an eye opener, brought tears to my eyes from the incessant laughing!

The chocolate breast milk was funny. Reminds me of the time I was nursing baby 40'under as a newborn. I had the munchies, so I had bought a container of the Costco artichoke-jalapeno dip, and had a few of them on some crackers.

A few hours later I nursed the baby before his nap and I took a nap at the same time. The husband woke me up, and he's holding the kid, wailing and his eyes just watering, and he looked me straight in the eye and said, "what did you eat"? Then I remembered my error. We laugh at it today and call it the infant burn-in period, or his first taste of "hot milk"....

[babylonsister]

2. Thanks for this site-very good/funny! nt

[eleny]

3. This blog's a keeper

Did you go back to the first page and see the entry about Sponge Bob Gooze?

[Lisa0825]

4. Great site!LMAO!

LOVED the breast milk story! Now I'm off to read the "best of" section!