Today's Topic: Printers
* Customer: "I tried to print but the computer can't find the printer. Come over and fix it, NOW!!!"
* Tech Support: "Is it turned on?"
Silence.
* Customer: "It's turned on NOW, but it still doesn't print."
* Tech Support: "Did you let it warm up?"
Silence.
* Customer: "It seems to be working now. I guess you don't have to come over."
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Yesterday a well-known customer with frequent printer problems called me, saying: "It won't print anymore, just as usual."
* Customer: "It won't print anymore, just as usual."
* Tech Support: "Well, is the printer turned on?"
* Customer: "Well, yes, but...the PC ain't. Never mind. Bye."
* Tech Support: "Is this a local or a LAN printer?"
* Customer: "It's on my desk."
* Customer: "Could you please come over and assign my C:\ drive to the laser printer?"
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Asked of a student worker at the front desk of a university lab:
* "Do your printers have Adobe Reader?"
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Got a call from a woman said that her laser printer was having problems: the bottom half of her printed sheets were coming out blurry. It seemed strange that the printer was smearing only the bottom half. I walked her through the basics, then came over and printed out a test sheet. It printed fine. I asked her to print a sheet, so she sent a job to the printer. As the paper started coming out, she yanked it out and showed it to me. I told her to wait until the paper came out on its own. Problem solved.
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I work in tech support for a specialist software company. However, as a lot of our customers are academics, we do get calls for a lot of weird and wonderful things and try to help out where we can. One of my customers I avoid like the plague. He once rang up and told me the printer (an ex-company machine) we sold him had run out of paper, so he asked if we could send him some more.
I just wish that I had thought of the proper response sooner and volunteered to fax him some.
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http://rinkworks.com/stupid/