ccjlld
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Thu Jun-02-05 03:52 PM
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Someone sent me some really cute kitty haikus today... here are a few
You never feed me. Perhaps I'll sleep on your face. And that will show you.
You must scratch me there! Yes, above my tail! Behold, Elevator butt.
Grace personified I leap into the window I meant to do that.
My small cardboard box You cannot see me if I Can just hide my head.
Oh no! My Big One has been trapped by newspaper. Cat to the rescue.
I love that last one!
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BrklynLiberal
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Thu Jun-02-05 05:14 PM
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1. Adorable. Willbe forwarded to all my cat loving friends. |
eridani
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Sat Jun-04-05 03:40 AM
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The rule for today. Touch my tail, I shred your hand. New rule tomorrow.
Terrible battle I fought for hours. Come and see! What's a "term paper"?
The Big Ones snore now Every room is dark and cold time for "Cup Hockey"
The food in my bowl Is old, and more to the point Contains no tuna
There’s no dignity In being sick, which is why I don’t tell you where.
Am I in your way? You seem to have it backwards: This pillow’s taken.
Your mouth is moving; Up and down, emitting noise. I’ve lost interest.
My brain: walnut-sized. Yours: largest among primates. Yet, who leaves for work?
Wanna go outside. Oh, no! Help! I got outside! Let me back inside!
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Orsino
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Sat Jun-04-05 01:06 PM
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You sure need to be Popped on the head for that stuff You're trying to pull.
I said get your head The hell out of my food bowl. My kibble, damn it!
Scratching that last itch Felt so good that I just might Have to take a nap.
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superconnected
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Thu Jun-09-05 12:43 PM
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Edited on Thu Jun-09-05 12:58 PM by superconnected
what do you mean i do nothing, this morning i caught toes in your bed
you were staring dumb- stuck, so i sat on your book to improve the view
all I have to do to make you strive to serve me, is just ignore you
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Wed May 08th 2024, 11:49 PM
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