Lily's Blog - Rat's End but I couldn't take credit

[demnan]

Well I’m sure you’ve wondered where I was with dealing with the rats. I must tell you that my Uncle Charlie has taken care of that problem when he came to visit for my cousin’s wedding. I won’t get into specifics, or the time I ran a little rat bastard down who had the nerve to come up to the patio. Uncle Charlie has many skills. And my Mommy loves him as her favorite brother so I guess he’s all right.

What I will tell you is that I am guarding these peanuts. Hey, I’m old and fat and some might even say, lazy – but I’m not stupid. If a dumb bird happens to come down to get a peanut close to me, I’m ready.

So have a nice summer all of you, my worshipping humans.

[BrklynLiberal]

1. You are a true hero...... and so handsome.

[Eurobabe]

2. Form at SPCA, why are you wanting a cat = RATTER

We cracked up, do people really adopt cats as rat control?