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I Have A Dream Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-10-08 03:44 PM
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Installing Love
I received the following in an E-mail. I really like this because, as a computer programmer, I often think of the human as a computer-like entity. :)

Tech Support: Yes, how can I help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running?

Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.

Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?

Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your Start Menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error - Program not run on external components." What should I do?

Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

Customer: So, what should I do?

Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.

Customer: Okay, done.

Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My Heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart, Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up, Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.

Customer: Thank you, God.


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Missy Vixen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-10-08 03:50 PM
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1. This is so sweet
It's true that love fills the heart, isn't it?

Ahh, freeware.
Julie
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Celebration Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-10-08 04:26 PM
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2. I like it too
Plus I love all analogies of computers to people, even though I am not a programmer. One reason is that I just like the digital aspect of it all yes/no, yes/no, etc. It really fits well into using a pendulum and muscle testing.

There is an energetic healing technique that actually uses the terminology "uninstall" and "install" for various emotions, etc. I forget which one it is..........

I think we need to erase GWB's hard drive and start all over again.





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I Have A Dream Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-10-08 05:47 PM
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4. Yeah, sometimes you have to reinstall the operating system...
to get rid of a virus. Love definitely was disabled by that virus.


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Flying Dream Blues Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-10-08 05:05 PM
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3. What a great reminder. It reminds me of something I try to remember
(I think it's from the Book of Miracles, which I've not read or studied but from which I've picked up bits and pieces along the way, so I'm paraphrasing):

Nothing real can be threatened, and the only real thing is Love.

For me, it all flows from that one statement...I wish I were better at always keeping it at the forefront, but I'm a spiritual being having a human experience, right? :)
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Dover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-10-08 05:54 PM
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5. Awwwwww...I love tech support!
"Love is Freeware"...lol! Thanks for this!
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