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Dover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 10:49 AM
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Swami Predicts Heart Times Ahead
Swami Beyondananda’s
2008 State of the Universe Address

Swami Predicts Heart Times Ahead

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Every year at this time, I am asked to make predictions, and each time I politely refuse because I don’t want to jeopardize my nonprophet status. But this year is different. With 2012 just one quantum leap year away, we humans might finally be ready for a quantum leap of our own. The message is coming in loud and clear. Time to shift or get off the pot.


In order to upshift our karma into surpassing gear, however, we must shift our awareness downward from the static of the head to the ecstatic of the heart. If we are to have an awakening instead of a wake, I predict heart times ahead.


Disheartenment in the Heartland

Heartenment, after all, is just the thing to counteract the disheartenment in the heartland. Take the economy -- please! After years of untreated Deficit Inattention Disorder, the U.S. dollar is now worth less than a dollar of Monopoly money. As the most recent Greenspan report tells us, the average American family barely has enough green to span the average month. Meanwhile, trickle down economics has proved true to its name, leaving a growing class of pee-ons at the bottom.


Then there’s electile dysfunction. Instead of transparency around how votes are cast and counted, we have an apparent trance. The secret ballot has been taken to the next level, and now voting machines with secret software count the votes in secret. This is called “faith-based” vote counting. Hey, some of those new “smart” voting machines are so smart, that they don’t even need voters! This makes perfect sense because government of, by and for the people has now been efficiently transformed to government of, by and for the very, very few people. Talk about minority representation. We are now governed by a smaller minority than ever in our history!

Even when we do manage to get an election, the body politic still suffers from impotence. As we learned after the 2006 election, just because we vote for someone doesn’t mean they are going to vote for us. Instead of canceling the Iraqi Horror Picture Show, the Democratic misleadership has gone along with the same basic neocon con, only with a cosmetic makeover – sort of a wolfawitz in sheepawitz’s clothing.


Though the upwising continues, irony deficiency and truth decay still plague the body politic. Instead of forums that shine light on political issues, the media has encouraged againstums where incendiary phrases spark heated arguments. So, while red tribe Republicans and blue tribe Democrats argue whether it’s wronger to kill the born or the unborn, the born keep dying while the not-yet-born are stuck with the bill. No wonder our moral compass has gone south.


As if global warring isn’t enough to worry about, now there’s global warming. It would be sad indeed to have come this far, only to see the headline: “Human Race Ends In a Dead Heat.”


No wonder so many people are scared shiftless. The good news is, this is the State of the Universe Address and I am happy to report that the state of the Universe is copasetic – ever changing, same as always. This is particularly heartening when we realize that that universal state is also our own.

...cont'd

http://www.themetaarts.com/pages/swami.html
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I Have A Dream Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 12:02 PM
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1. Very funny!
I wish that we could recommend in this forum! :rofl:

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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 02:07 PM
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2. That's DUzy worthy, if material from others can get one...Thanks for posting it!
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Why Syzygy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 02:30 PM
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3. You really should post this in GDP.
What a hoot!
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Dover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 02:43 PM
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4. Great idea! I'm feeling rather mischievous today...n/t
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Why Syzygy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 03:51 PM
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5. It needs some attention from ASAH...
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Dover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 06:31 PM
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6. Electile dysfunction is a VERY serious disease it seems.
And I had such high hopes that the gdp forum might show some signs of recovery or normalcy.
NOT.
Well maybe we should do an intervention and begin a 12 step program.

First step: turn off computer :argh:
Second step: Laugh, dance, sing, paint, or take a walk.
Third step: Repeat step two.
ETC.

Oh, I've been there.....and it's not pretty being addicted to DU.
But I learned. I have been out in this beautiful day, and I'm sorry to think of people being hunched over in front of their computer screens tapping out angry words and thinking dark thoughts. And they can't seem to step away....or crack a smile at a silly post by a very punny swami. :silly:

Thanks for the support!
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Why Syzygy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 10:49 PM
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7. Well I kicked it again anyway.
I know what you mean. I got caught up in the meanness one day. Really spoiled a fine mood. I was upset with myself and everyone else most of the day. The meaner and uglier the post, the more responses. I went back the next day, was back to nice, and got no action. There's the key. Get a lot more attention being bad.
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