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beam me up scottie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 03:21 PM
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Oh Flying Spaghetti Monster, give us the pasta to carry on !
Grant us patience to deal with the infidels without flinging meatballs!

Let it be enough to know they will spend eternity in Lasagna Hell.

RAMEN
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GOPFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 09:04 AM
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1. Remembering a good friend
We miss you, BMUS! Whenever I checked A&A and saw there was a new post from BMUS, I knew I was in for a treat.

"Grant us the patience to deal with the infidels without flinging meatballs!"

:kick:
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FM Arouet666 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 11:48 AM
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2. When I am afraid I recite..
From the Book of Pasta: Chapter 23

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is my buddy; I shall not starve.
He maketh me to lie in green parsley: He leadeth me beside marinara.
He filleth my stomach: He leadeth me in the paths of satire for entertainment’s sake.
Yea, though I walk through the world of the low-carb craze, I will fear no diet: for thou art with me; thy noodly appendage it comforts me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of Parmesan: thou annointest my salad with oil; my beer foameth over.
Surely meatballs and garlic will follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of good food forever;

RAmen.


http://www.pandasthumb.org/archives/2005/09/the_intelligent_1.html#comment-49844
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GOPFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 12:21 PM
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4. LOL!
"thou annointest my salad with oil; my beer foameth over.
Surely meatballs and garlic will follow me all the days of my life:"

:rofl:

Let us now turn to the book of Pasta...
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Kolesar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 01:54 PM
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5. uh oh, another canon of cannibalistic ritual
With any luck, you'll have a billion adherents in a couple of millenia.
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salvorhardin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 11:51 AM
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3. Right
Here's to BMUS, wherever she may be.
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