One of the great advantages of the Flying Spaghetti Monster as a god

[A HERETIC I AM]

If he were ever to get crucified, the nailed noodle(s) would just break right off, allowing him to come down off the cross, in a state of Al Dente grace, to further the marinara ministry.



I mean, how ya gonna nail THAT up?

And don't suggest "By the Meatball" Just let one go, slide down, add more ground pork and you're off!

[GOPFighter]

1. Moot point!

Our FSM is too powerful to let anyone nail him to a cross!

He does get nervous around forks however...

[BurtWorm]

3. The fork would make an interesting symbol.

Would Pastafarians fork themselves? :o

[Jokerman]

4. Fork onto others as you would have others fork unto you. n/t

[Tafiti]

5. Uh-oh...

...get a fork and a big spoon together - now that spells trouble. There's no escape! :D

[Kolesar]

2. "like nailing Jell-o to the wall"

Google that line

[WhollyHeretic]

6. And Behold! He has sent his only son to us!

I did arrive to my mangy home tonight to find something miraculous. A gleaming pot untouched by heat sat upon my counter pouring forth steam. I eased the contents from the pregnant vessel and once the steam cleared from my vision newborn noodles of pasta were cradled in my colander. Moments later three hungry men did show up at my mangy house, one brought golden grated cheese, another brought some Frank's Pasta Sauce, and the last brought meatballs, and we feasted. The great Flying Spaghetti Monster did sacrifice his only son for our supper, but not only our supper, he sacrificed him for all your suppers.

[funflower]

7. BWAHAHAHAHA!

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