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Lost-in-FL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 03:10 PM
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A message from god?
I went to the library today.

I picked up this book called ATHEISM by S.T. Joshi and when I opened it had a handwritten phrase "Do not let satan take you in". Then when I got up to sign the book out, I noticed I forgot my wallet with my library card. Guys... I think this is a message from jebus...
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moggie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 03:59 PM
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1. It's progress, of a sort
They've graduated from burning books to merely writing in them: which means opening those heathen books, and perhaps even reading a little. In time, they're doomed.
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Lost-in-FL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 05:45 PM
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2. Obviously...
whoever wrote that had to read some of it.
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 11:15 PM
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3. Was it written in Aramaic, Greek, Hebrew or his favorite...AMERICAN!
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frogmarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-26-08 07:36 PM
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4. He zapped me too.
Yesterday the instant I arrived at an atheist website, my mouse went haywire and I was unable to use my computer till I got a new one. This time I bought a wireless mouse so he can't get at me so easily.
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-27-08 01:00 PM
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5. You, my friend
will burn in hell for trying to check out that satanic book. It's a good thing you forgot your wallet.

Hey? Where is my hand-basket? I feel like traveling.....
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onager Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-27-08 01:32 PM
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6. Useful message found in Gideon Bible...
Many years ago I was on a business trip in San Diego. For no particular reason, or maybe due to some MYSTERIOUS UNSEEN FORCE, I opened the Gideon Bible in the nightstand drawer.

On the flyleaf, someone had written: The hostess in the coffee shop f!cks like a mink.

All in all, I'd say that's the most worthwhile advice I EVER got from a Bible.
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