Checking in

[Modem Butterfly]

So how's everyone been doing? I've been wrapped up with our move (we sold our house to a developer, bought a new home, and are now moving) and haven't posted much. Fill me in!

[trotsky]

1. We were all wandering aimlessly without you here, MB.

Without your strong influence, fundies have been picking us off one by one. Now you're here again and we can fight back! Did you bring the sacrificial goats?

[Modem Butterfly]

2. Well what happened to that golden calf I left you?

And how about the 10 Terms of Service I carved into the walls?

[trotsky]

3. Um, well, we traded in the golden calf

for two kegs and a bag of happy weed. The 10 Terms of Service kinda got ruined when the beer ran out and BMUS started punching things. Just glad it was the walls and not me.

[beam me up scottie]

4. HEY!

You wanna piece o' me?
Huh?
Do ya, punk?

[trotsky]

5. You forgettin' something?

[beam me up scottie]

6. Farewell for now, treacherous Trotsky,

you win this round but you won't be able to use your smite-o-matic on me forever.
MWAhahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

[Beetwasher]

7. You Missed Armageddon/Apocolypse

Those four horsemen are friggin' RIOT! Man, those guys can par-TAY! They cheat at cards though, fuckers!

Man, I still have a hangover and I can't find my keys.

How's the new digs? :hi:

[onager]

8. Glad you're back, but...

...WHERE is Hello Cthulhu?

(impatiently tapping hoof, er, foot)

You probably saw the humongous threads on the smiting of a certain religious troll.

Otherwise you've only missed the usual Barrel O' Laffs. Over in R&T they still believe in angels, among many other dubious things.

[Misunderestimator]

10. Another religious troll?

When/Who? I missed that one.

[onager]

11. I meant the Big Smiting...

CL and his multiple personalities.

[beam me up scottie]

12. I'm still not sure if

they got them all, I mean the way they all scurried when the lights came on...who knows?

[Misunderestimator]

13. Oh... THAT one.

Thanks...:)

[Gelliebeans]

9. welcome back MB

missed having you around to start some thought provoking posts. Although, we like provoking posts too so whatever floats yer boat ;)

:hi:

[Deep13]

15. kitties!!

So, I'm getting the feeling that skeptics are cat people.

[Modem Butterfly]

17. Dog person here

But my partner is a cat person. Which is a shame, because our cat wants little to do with us since we brought dogs into her territory...

[Deep13]

14. Well, there's still no God.

And we are still related to apes.

Beyond that, I am about to launch a new campaign to preserve our way of life. I call it Operation: Garage Paint Freedom. Yep, without new paint, my garage will deteriorate and prevent me from keeping all my crap in there. You see, the elements hate my garage because it stands for the freedom to keep whatever crap in it I want. By painting it and filling in holes caused by woodpeckers, it will continue to stand defiantly and be used as a place for crap storage for generations of Americans.

[Modem Butterfly]

16. ROFL!

Be sure to get the invisible dragon out before you prime.

[beam me up scottie]

18. Damn woodpeckers!