Fundie Propaganda on LifeSlime!

[onager]

When there's absolutely nothing else on, I sometimes flip over to Lifetime to see if they're showing a semi-decent comedy flick about a mass murderer or something.

Tonight was much better. Ladies and germs, I give you...(drumroll, please...)

Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life

About a 15-yr-old who gets addicted to internet porn!!!

And his name is...Justin PETERsen.

:rofl:

They must have been scared of a lawsuit, or they would have been honest and called it "Geeker Madness."

I haven't seen a worse piece of hack-work since the career of Jeffrey Dahmer.

But what really had my BS meter buzzing was the Xian propaganda. It was about as subtle as being hit over the head with an 18-inch, metal-studded leather dildo. (Not that there's anything wrong with that...)

The kid and his Nice Xian Girlfriend...as opposed to Slutty Internet Girlfriend With Webcam...are working on a History paper for school.

Girlfriend: "The Founders didn't SAY anything about religion. But they were all Xians!"

PETERsen: "Duh. Really? Xians in America? I thought they were just a small persecuted minority of whining supernaturalists." (OK, I made that up.)

But as ABSOLUTE PROOF...girlfriend then goes and reads some prayer allegedly delivered by George Washington.

Then in a later scene, when boyfriend is all hopped up on Internet Porn and tries to grope her, she has a big card beside her bed with the letters J-E-S-U-S on it.

I tell ya, it's a non-stop Laff Riot. PETERsen burns a CD full of porn. Being subtle and clever, he writes the title in huge Magic-Marker letters right on the CD: VIRGIN VAGINAS

And NONE of these dumbasses ever heard of a pop-up blocker. Every time the porn sites start popping up, they run around shrieking that they "can't stop them." Just like the attacking alien critters in a bad Fifties sci-fi movie!

Of course, as a subtle subplot, Mom just happens to know a woman whose marriage broke up due to the Scourge Of Internet Porn.

You want more realism? OK. The kid is busted repeatedly. He's put on probation at school for bypassing the firewall. Thrown off the sports team. Grounded for the year. So what does he do? Why, after all this, naturally...he uses his mother's credit card to sign up for porn websites! Because he's...ADDICTED!

I'm halfway tempted to write an outraged letter to James Dobson or Donald Wildmon about this POS...using an Outraged Xian pseud, of course. The main character was 15, and in one scene he comes close to Doing The Nasty with a 17-yr-old girl (Slutty Internet GF).

Given the Fundie hysteria on the whole topic of porn, I think I could make a good case that LifeSlime is promoting child porn.

[Gelliebeans]

1. sounds like

Lifetime is running "ABC afterschool special" in prime time :rofl:

[beam me up scottie]

2. You should raise the roof over this !!!

Do you know how many kids just learned how to steal their mother's credit card to buy internet porn ?

What about the sex ? How many teenagers get those ideas on their own ?

You know they only discover sex from sex education or watching tv, don't you ?

Bring the wrath of Dobson down on Evil Wicked Hollywood !